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How do you keep a Texan from moving?

Posted on 12/14/25 at 8:52 am
Posted by CantStandYou
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Member since Nov 2023
7 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 8:52 am
You put a right lane next to them.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120135 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:18 am to
Best 7th post ever
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72793 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:22 am to
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CantStandYou
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13696 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to
7 posts in 2 years. Moving slow seems to be a theme here.
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33856 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:26 am to
quote:

You put a right lane next to them.


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27726 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:33 am to
What keeps Texas from falling in the ocean?

Because Oklahoma Sucks
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
5062 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:34 am to
He speaks the truth.
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1331 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:35 am to
What is the difference between a coon arse and an a-hole?

The Sabine River!
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5052 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 11:30 am to
quote:

What is the difference between a coon arse and an a-hole? The Sabine River!


I like that, me…
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46344 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 12:40 pm to
A Texan ain't nuthin but a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155509 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:05 pm to
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You put a right lane next to them.

Just drove back to BR from Houston and can confirm the frick out of this statement. It’s annoying as frick.

And there were even several 18 wheelers just putting right along in the left lane this morning. I was furious and convinced they were doing it just to piss me off.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32022 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:12 pm to
What separates a coon arse from a jack arse.....?


The Sabine river...
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
751 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:19 pm to
"Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?"

"Because you never turn your back on family"

Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
579 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:25 pm to
They just like to come to other states and do this, because when you are actually in Texas, everyone is doing 100mph
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