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How do you keep a Texan from moving?
Posted on 12/14/25 at 8:52 am
Posted on 12/14/25 at 8:52 am
You put a right lane next to them.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to CantStandYou
7 posts in 2 years. Moving slow seems to be a theme here.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:26 am to CantStandYou
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You put a right lane next to them.

Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:33 am to CantStandYou
What keeps Texas from falling in the ocean?
Because Oklahoma Sucks
Because Oklahoma Sucks
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:34 am to CantStandYou
He speaks the truth.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 10:35 am to CantStandYou
What is the difference between a coon arse and an a-hole?
The Sabine River!
The Sabine River!
Posted on 12/14/25 at 11:30 am to caill430
quote:
What is the difference between a coon arse and an a-hole? The Sabine River!
I like that, me…
Posted on 12/14/25 at 12:40 pm to CantStandYou
A Texan ain't nuthin but a Mexican on his way to Oklahoma
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:05 pm to CantStandYou
quote:
You put a right lane next to them.
Just drove back to BR from Houston and can confirm the frick out of this statement. It’s annoying as frick.
And there were even several 18 wheelers just putting right along in the left lane this morning. I was furious and convinced they were doing it just to piss me off.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:12 pm to CantStandYou
What separates a coon arse from a jack arse.....?
The Sabine river...
The Sabine river...
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:19 pm to CantStandYou
"Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?"
"Because you never turn your back on family"
"Because you never turn your back on family"
Posted on 12/14/25 at 2:25 pm to CantStandYou
They just like to come to other states and do this, because when you are actually in Texas, everyone is doing 100mph
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