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Zoo Executive Confirms Gorillas Freak Out When They See Shaquille O'Neal
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:12 pm
Zoo executive confirms gorillas freak out when they see Shaquille O'Neal: "Thinks that Shaq is going to take away his girls"
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According to O'Neal, for whatever reason, gorillas go wild whenever they see him looking at them behind the glass.
"True story," Shaq said in an episode of "The Big Podcast with Shaq" in 2022. "I've been to every zoo in the world and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'Hey man, where your fur at?' For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."
Some might doubt Shaq's gorilla story, but apparently, it was true. In fact, animal expert and communications director for Zoo Miami Ron Magill confirmed it. Magill, who is considered a "zookeeper to the stars," explained that male gorillas were often intimidated by O'Neal's size and presence.
"[The gorilla] gets intimidated and he looks at Shaq and thinks that Shaq is going to take away his girls and he gets tight-lipped and tries to stand up and make himself look as big as possible," Magill said. "But at the end of the day, he backs off. He knows who's boss."

Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:15 pm to Big Fat Guy
Those gorillas are racist AF
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:28 pm to Big Fat Guy
My favorite basketball player.
He’s a proud LSU grad and does a lot of good.
He’s a proud LSU grad and does a lot of good.
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:29 pm to lsugorilla
quote:no offense
lsugorilla
Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:41 pm to Big Fat Guy
As a larger fellow with a barrel chest and longer arms, gorillas also stare at me and bounce occasionally.
They're gorillas, not rocket scientists.
They're gorillas, not rocket scientists.
Posted on 12/10/25 at 12:35 am to Havoc
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Love Shaq.
Do you also freak out when you see Shaq?
Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:16 am to lsugorilla
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lsugorilla
That you, Shaq?
Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:19 am to X123F45
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As a larger fellow with a barrel chest
I’m a good size human and I purposely bowed-up on a silverback at a zoo one time. He bluffed charge me all the way up to the glass and then thumped his chest.
It was an awesome experience, I didn’t do it to be a dick, I figured he could read body language better than most. He did.
Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:38 am to Big Fat Guy
Ice-T told a similar story on WTF with Marc Maron about going to a zoo in Ireland.
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So we went to a zoo. Yeah. And a fricking gorilla almost tried to kill me. Right. Like we were we were me and Ernie. See, we're looking at this gorilla and it was big plexiglass thing. Yeah, well it was maybe 40 feet away and it took one look at me. I might have been the first black person it saw and it beat his chest and it came and it rushed and it tried to hit the glass.
Bam! I'm like, oh my God, that glass wasn't there. That will help me. I almost died by gorilla entirely.
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:04 am to lsugorilla
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lsugorilla
Ah, well damn, you post here.
Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:57 am to Big Fat Guy
lol for whatever reason
Posted on 12/10/25 at 6:05 am to Craw Dawg
10 Gorillas vs Shaq?
Definitely Shaq
The Gorillas couldn't take the heat
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