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Zoo Executive Confirms Gorillas Freak Out When They See Shaquille O'Neal

Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:12 pm
Posted by Big Fat Guy
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:12 pm
Zoo executive confirms gorillas freak out when they see Shaquille O'Neal: "Thinks that Shaq is going to take away his girls"
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According to O'Neal, for whatever reason, gorillas go wild whenever they see him looking at them behind the glass.

"True story," Shaq said in an episode of "The Big Podcast with Shaq" in 2022. "I've been to every zoo in the world and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'Hey man, where your fur at?' For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."

Some might doubt Shaq's gorilla story, but apparently, it was true. In fact, animal expert and communications director for Zoo Miami Ron Magill confirmed it. Magill, who is considered a "zookeeper to the stars," explained that male gorillas were often intimidated by O'Neal's size and presence.

"[The gorilla] gets intimidated and he looks at Shaq and thinks that Shaq is going to take away his girls and he gets tight-lipped and tries to stand up and make himself look as big as possible," Magill said. "But at the end of the day, he backs off. He knows who's boss."
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted by Sponge
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:15 pm to
Those gorillas are racist AF
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted by Kafka
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Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted by lsugorilla
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:28 pm to
My favorite basketball player.
He’s a proud LSU grad and does a lot of good.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:29 pm to
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lsugorilla
no offense
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:41 pm to
As a larger fellow with a barrel chest and longer arms, gorillas also stare at me and bounce occasionally.

They're gorillas, not rocket scientists.
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 12/9/25 at 9:47 pm to
Love Shaq.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 12:35 am to
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Love Shaq.

Do you also freak out when you see Shaq?
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted by Craw Dawg
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Posted by Sabans straw hat
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:16 am to
quote:

lsugorilla


That you, Shaq?
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:19 am to
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As a larger fellow with a barrel chest


I’m a good size human and I purposely bowed-up on a silverback at a zoo one time. He bluffed charge me all the way up to the glass and then thumped his chest.

It was an awesome experience, I didn’t do it to be a dick, I figured he could read body language better than most. He did.
Posted by Twenty 49
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:38 am to
Ice-T told a similar story on WTF with Marc Maron about going to a zoo in Ireland.

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So we went to a zoo. Yeah. And a fricking gorilla almost tried to kill me. Right. Like we were we were me and Ernie. See, we're looking at this gorilla and it was big plexiglass thing. Yeah, well it was maybe 40 feet away and it took one look at me. I might have been the first black person it saw and it beat his chest and it came and it rushed and it tried to hit the glass.

Bam! I'm like, oh my God, that glass wasn't there. That will help me. I almost died by gorilla entirely.


LINK
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Posted by Shanegolang
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lsugorilla

Ah, well damn, you post here.
Posted by PerryWinkleBlue
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:57 am to
lol for whatever reason
Posted by Disco Ball
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 6:05 am to


10 Gorillas vs Shaq?
Definitely Shaq
The Gorillas couldn't take the heat
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