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Marty exclusive interview on tarmac LOL.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:14 pm
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 4:45 pm
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Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:15 pm to 7Tiger7
Jokes on y’all, Marty finally got his time with him 
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:15 pm to 7Tiger7
I need this like a crackhead needs his fix. 
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:15 pm to 7Tiger7
That a boy Marty!
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:15 pm to 7Tiger7
Can’t make this shite up. Marty finally got his interview
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:15 pm to 7Tiger7
Marty finally gets his scoop
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:16 pm to 7Tiger7
Lane literally told Marty last night that no jets were gonna be flying in today LMAO
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:16 pm to 7Tiger7
“Y’all, stop the presses, call your meemaw, and put the sweet tea on ice because college football has done gone wild again. I’m standing here in Oxford, Mississippi — a place where the air is 40% humidity and 60% heartbreak — because Coach Lane Kiffin has packed up his visor, his playbook, and whatever’s left of his dignity… and he’s headed to Baton Rouge.”
(Camera pans to shocked Ole Miss fans clinging to chicken-on-a-stick like emotional support snacks.)
MARTY:
“I’ve seen breakups before — I covered Florida when the McRib came back — but this? This here’s a full-blown SEC heartbreak ballad. If this moment had a soundtrack, it’d be a guy in a truck bed with a mullet playing a steel guitar in the rain.”
CUT TO LSU FANS CHEERING WITH UNNECESSARY FIREWORKS
MARTY:
“And meanwhile down in Louisiana, the good folks of LSU are actin’ like they just won the Powerball, Mardi Gras, and a lifetime supply of gumbo all in the same afternoon. They’re out here yellin’ ‘Geaux!’ at anything that moves — squirrels, mailboxes, other LSU fans — doesn’t matter.”
MARTY turns back to camera:
“Now Coach Kiffin told me — and I quote — ‘Marty, Ole Miss gave me everything. But LSU offered me somethin’ I just couldn’t turn down.’ And folks… that somethin’ is spelled M-O-N-E-Y, pronounced ‘SEC buyout culture.’”
MARTY stops, looks solemn (but still funny):
“Let me tell you somethin’ — this rivalry’s about to get hotter than a cast-iron skillet in August. The next Ole Miss vs LSU matchup?
Oh buddy…
That’s gonna have the emotional tension of a family reunion where somebody brought up inheritance.”
MARTY finishes with classic Southern flourish:
“So buckle up, buttercups. Because while coaches may wander, contracts may crumble, and athletic directors may suddenly ‘find’ extra millions in the sofa cushions…
the SEC drama never sleeps.
And neither do I.
Back to y’all in the studio.”
- Marty, probably
(Camera pans to shocked Ole Miss fans clinging to chicken-on-a-stick like emotional support snacks.)
MARTY:
“I’ve seen breakups before — I covered Florida when the McRib came back — but this? This here’s a full-blown SEC heartbreak ballad. If this moment had a soundtrack, it’d be a guy in a truck bed with a mullet playing a steel guitar in the rain.”
CUT TO LSU FANS CHEERING WITH UNNECESSARY FIREWORKS
MARTY:
“And meanwhile down in Louisiana, the good folks of LSU are actin’ like they just won the Powerball, Mardi Gras, and a lifetime supply of gumbo all in the same afternoon. They’re out here yellin’ ‘Geaux!’ at anything that moves — squirrels, mailboxes, other LSU fans — doesn’t matter.”
MARTY turns back to camera:
“Now Coach Kiffin told me — and I quote — ‘Marty, Ole Miss gave me everything. But LSU offered me somethin’ I just couldn’t turn down.’ And folks… that somethin’ is spelled M-O-N-E-Y, pronounced ‘SEC buyout culture.’”
MARTY stops, looks solemn (but still funny):
“Let me tell you somethin’ — this rivalry’s about to get hotter than a cast-iron skillet in August. The next Ole Miss vs LSU matchup?
Oh buddy…
That’s gonna have the emotional tension of a family reunion where somebody brought up inheritance.”
MARTY finishes with classic Southern flourish:
“So buckle up, buttercups. Because while coaches may wander, contracts may crumble, and athletic directors may suddenly ‘find’ extra millions in the sofa cushions…
the SEC drama never sleeps.
And neither do I.
Back to y’all in the studio.”
- Marty, probably
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:17 pm to 7Tiger7
Marty was probably like “Listen motherfricker, I’ve been sitting in your ops building for 36 hours, we’re doing a damn 2 minute interview before you get on that plane.”
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:17 pm to 7Tiger7
Catching Lane at the FBO is like shooting fish in a barrel
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:17 pm to 7Tiger7
Marty still slinging it in the one sport coat he thought to pack for Oxford.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:19 pm to George P Burdell
GOAT 24 hours
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:19 pm to 7Tiger7
They both look like they’re on ozempic
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:21 pm to 7Tiger7
That’s a sweet fricking coat
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:21 pm to Nitrogen
Poor Guy, he looked so tired Saturday Night!!
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:28 pm to 7Tiger7
Insistent stalking finally paid off lmao
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:30 pm to 7Tiger7
Good for Marty! He deserved that
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:32 pm to 7Tiger7
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:33 pm to 7Tiger7
Video is in the ESPN app
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