So, LSU just married the stripper

LSU is like the guy everyone knows who, despite repeated warnings from family and friends, just barges ahead and marries the girl who dances down at the second tier strip club. Right now, he's all infatuated with her big tits, how she works the pole, and that cute little thing she can do to cherry stems with her tongue. He's also convinced he won a major coup because he won her affection for a trip to the VIP room by outbidding her regular customer, a preppy frat boy. While she's good looking in the dimly lit club, when you meet her in the light of day you can see the age creeping in and veins on her legs. LSU doesn't realize she's already got the passwords and PIN numbers to his account already. The fact everyone of her previous marriages ended horrifically - some with allegations of domestic violence by her - doesn't deter our new suitor in the least. Nor does her insistence she keep dancing for the locals and keeping Jimmy on as her "manager". LSU fill change her by giving her everything she wants.

I, for one, am going to love watching where this tragi-comedy is inevitably going to end up. There's not going to be enough popcorn to keep all of us on-lookers full.