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The ***OFFICIAL*** 15th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread

Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:00 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153786 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:00 am
This is the ***OFFICIAL*** 15th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread*.

*With official asterisks

If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!



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Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:

Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway



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Videos:

CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963

NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963

LINK ]JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)

LINK ]The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)

LINK ]The Men Who Killed Kennedy

LINK ]Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film

LINK ]JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)

JFK Playlist

I'll start things off:

Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:

















Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1656 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:57 am to
The truth about the events of that day will never be known.
Posted by I Like Cheeze
Member since Dec 2024
41 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 3:10 am to
LBJ coordinated it with the intent of using country's grief to be the impetus to enact communist policies and attribute it to Kennedy's legacy.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4628 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 3:51 am to
Has it been a year already?
Seriously this is one of my favorite threads Kafka. Thank you.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10695 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:03 am to
Oswald was the lone gunman. If something else were the case it would have been proven many times over in the 60iah years since this happened. Case closed.

Let's move on to greater things
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 4:05 am
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7946 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:18 am to
It was the one armed man.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41500 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:20 am to
He's dead? Wow, I didn't even know he was sick.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13087 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 4:35 am to


Open at own risk.



You'll see nothing but JFK . . .


. . . for 6 months on youtube
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
10452 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:03 am to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45822 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:55 am to
Oswald was too much of a stumblebum to do this alone.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6411 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 6:59 am to
Don’t you have better things to do with your time such as enjoying Art Deco?
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37741 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Oswald was the lone gunman. If something else were the case it would have been proven many times over in the 60iah years since this happened. Case closed. Let's move on to greater things


If you believe this you are a fricking idiot.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22548 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:44 am to
LFO was originally a tribute band to Lee Harvey Oswald called LHO.

They found much more success when they stopped singing about assassinations and started singing about Abercrombie & Fitch. (Abercrombie & Fitch are not suspects in the JFK shooting)
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6784 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:54 am to
Oswald. Bang, bang, bang. 87 yards. Easy. End of story.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12031 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78754 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Oswald. Bang, bang, bang. 87 yards. Easy. End of story.


He passed up a much easier shot when the motorcade was coming right at him, and instead shot at a target moving away at an angle.

Most likely reason is he had a partner on the grassy knoll.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125440 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:33 am to
Yup. In.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125440 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:34 am to
quote:

End of story.
Absolutely right.

Except for the part that there is no evidence to place him on the sixth floor you are absolutely right.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45822 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:35 am to
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, JFK was in Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12031 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:38 am to
Why did Lincoln park on a freeway if Kennedy drove on a driveway?

It was an extremely easy shot to make fwiw. The distance is much closer than it appears in the rearview mirror if you’ve ever been there and stood on the ‘X’

Hell he had 3 chances to get it right.
See Posner. Case closed.

edit: LBJ was a huge sack of Texan shite.
One of the 3 worst presidents in US history.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 8:40 am
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