I am sorry for the AI break but,

If Lane is coming, the silly LSU stadium DJ needs to play the “Party Train” by the Gap Band.

Or, even record a new version:

Absolutely — here’s a fun, LSU-themed parody in the style and rhythm of The Gap Band’s “Party Train” without using the original copyrighted lyrics.
This is written so you can sing it along with the feel and cadence of the original track.

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“Lane Train to LSU”

(Parody lyrics inspired by “Party Train”)

?? Chorus
All aboard!
Here comes the Lane Train, rollin’ into Baton Rouge!
All aboard!
Purple and gold, and we’re rollin’ straight through!

?? Verse 1
We got the bayou jumpin’, Tigers feelin’ good,
Saturday night, Death Valley like it should.
Crowd goin’ wild when the headlights gleam,
’Cause Coach Kiffin pullin’ up with that Tiger team.

?? Hook
So grab your friends, grab your crew,
’Cause the Lane Train’s comin’ right on through!
Defense ready, offense mean,
We’re runnin’ this track for the Tiger team!

?? Chorus
All aboard!
Ride that Lane Train, hear the Tiger fans scream!
All aboard!
We’re shakin’ the ground like a Louisiana dream!

?? Verse 2
From the Grove to the Bayou, that whistle blows,
Now he’s callin’ the shots where the Mississippi flows.
New chapter written in purple and gold,
With a Tiger roar loud and a swagger bold.

?? Bridge
Stand up!
If you’re ready for the show tonight!
Hands up!
Let the Valley shine under the lights!
It’s a new day, new game, new reign—
Everybody on board the Kiffin Lane Train!

?? Final Chorus
All aboard!
The Lane Train runnin’ wild down the LSU line!
All aboard!
Tiger Nation—this is our time!

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