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A risque handicap scooter race through HEB yesterday
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:20 pm
Wife and I are 78, spend most of our waking time going to doctors. Yesterday eye surgeon went late, wife had not fainted, needed a real steak to celebrate but we were running late to pick up dog from groomer. I stopped at a very large HEB and wife convinced me to use her scooter since the two items needed were at opposite ends of the back side of the store and I am do to get the nerve deadening shots in the lower back for spine degeneration so I walk slow.
Her scooter is a Pride go go sporty that does 15 miles per hour which in a crowded grocery store is really fast. I turned the speed controller up to rabbit level and took off like a striped cat. At the end of aisle intersection, I moved fast enough o slide the front wheel around the corners. Passing folks was easy. A 25 minute walkthrough was clocked at 8.5 minutes.
Back in the younger days it was a Pontiac Transam. Sold the Harley a month ago. Drag racing scooters in HEB is my future
Her scooter is a Pride go go sporty that does 15 miles per hour which in a crowded grocery store is really fast. I turned the speed controller up to rabbit level and took off like a striped cat. At the end of aisle intersection, I moved fast enough o slide the front wheel around the corners. Passing folks was easy. A 25 minute walkthrough was clocked at 8.5 minutes.
Back in the younger days it was a Pontiac Transam. Sold the Harley a month ago. Drag racing scooters in HEB is my future
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:24 pm to Trevaylin
This was a fun read. 
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:30 pm to Trevaylin
Sounds like you drank too much cough syrup pawpaw! Slow your roll.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:31 pm to Trevaylin
I'm not mad at this. Just make sure the videos are in landscape for the aisle takeovers.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:34 pm to Trevaylin
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:40 pm to Trevaylin
You're like a year old than my dad. I'd be proud if he were telling me this story 
enjoy tf outta life, baw.
enjoy tf outta life, baw.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:41 pm to Trevaylin
I hope you yelled "get out of the way, Paw paw!" a few times.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:47 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Well I am 75, Lymphedema is bad in my feet and ankles and in my trips to HEB, I use their scooters. They are fun to drive but don't go as fast as yours.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:49 pm to Trevaylin
I never want to be old
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:52 pm to Trevaylin
quote:
risque
I think you mean a different word.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:54 pm to Trevaylin
quote:
I turned the speed controller up to rabbit level
Whoa Pops, same some pussy for the rest of us
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:00 pm to Trevaylin
4 out of 5 stars just for the simple fact I did not get the risqué payoff
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:20 pm to Trevaylin
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:24 pm to Trevaylin
quote:
Wife and I are 78,
Kids nowadays.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:33 pm to 225rumpshaker
risque at 78 is anything more enjoyable than a Ducolac suppository . Drag racing scooters in HEB is a blast
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:44 pm to Trevaylin
Fast and furious dairy aisle drift.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 7:06 pm to Trevaylin
Great, and this post will be used against you in a lawsuit when u hit an illegal on SNAP
Posted on 11/5/25 at 7:12 pm to Trevaylin
quote:
a Pride go go sporty
Posted on 11/5/25 at 7:19 pm to Trevaylin
That is some good shite buddy.
I bought my dad a Dodge Challenger for his 75th birthday. He had moved in with us and had not had a new car in 25 years and being a heterosexual male, the thrill of trying to keep a naturally aspirated 500 HP car with the aerodynamics of a brick out of the ditch was enough for me to pull the trigger.
The best $35K I ever spent. Its actually gone up in value due to low mileage, and he (and I) went thru three sets of tires in the five years he drove it before passing away last year at 80.
I take it out occasionally when I am really missing him and it feels damn good. A few months after he passed I was going thru some unopened mail of his that had piled up and found an arrest warrant for three unpaid speeding tickets. Best damn letter I opened in ages.
I bought my dad a Dodge Challenger for his 75th birthday. He had moved in with us and had not had a new car in 25 years and being a heterosexual male, the thrill of trying to keep a naturally aspirated 500 HP car with the aerodynamics of a brick out of the ditch was enough for me to pull the trigger.
The best $35K I ever spent. Its actually gone up in value due to low mileage, and he (and I) went thru three sets of tires in the five years he drove it before passing away last year at 80.
I take it out occasionally when I am really missing him and it feels damn good. A few months after he passed I was going thru some unopened mail of his that had piled up and found an arrest warrant for three unpaid speeding tickets. Best damn letter I opened in ages.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 7:45 pm to Basura Blanco
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