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‘Scary and Dangerous’: Mississippi Mom Says She Fatally Shot Missing Lab Monkey
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:38 pm
When it comes to monkeys and Tulane, one can not ever be too safe. There is no doubt in my mind I would have put the monkey down, especially after knowing what is common knowledge regarding Tulane and its monkey business.
Soon after, Dr. Oschner was named the first President of the American Cancer Society.
Go figger! Yet most of us thought the China Virus was bad!!
Tulane Monkey Business
Mississippi Mom Shot the Monkey!!
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Dr. Mary Sherman was involved in a secret government-funded (CIA) project at the Ochsner Foundation, where she was researching the effects of radiation on cancer cells. Dr. Sherman was not only involved in cancer research but also in a secret program[b]to develop a biological weapon using a cancer-causing virus. Well, back then, some monkeys got loose and it did not end well.[/b]
Soon after, Dr. Oschner was named the first President of the American Cancer Society.
Go figger! Yet most of us thought the China Virus was bad!!
Tulane Monkey Business
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By the end of Dr. Mary's Monkey, Haslam has woven a complex web of conspiracy that connects the Kennedy assassination, the spread of cancer, the development of AIDS, and the creation of biological weapons. He suggests that the government, in its quest for power and control, has been willing to sacrifice the lives of its own citizens.
Mississippi Mom Shot the Monkey!!
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Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:16 pm to Timeoday
She did the same thing I would have done except I'd have used a rifle and shot once.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:21 pm to Timeoday
Is that like shooting beavers?
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:23 pm to Barneyrb
I would have imagined if the monkeys were being treated humanely they would stay near the vehicles and wait for their ride back to Tulane like a good monkey is supposed to do.
Of course, I am not saying they are bad monkeys .....
Of course, I am not saying they are bad monkeys .....
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:24 pm to Lynxrufus2012
Next time they will be wearing bullet proof vests.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:25 pm to Timeoday
Dr Mary and her monkeys still causing havoc from beyond the grave!
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:28 pm to Timeoday
Isn't the Honey Island Swamp Monster a cross between a monkey and an alligator. Obviously the monkey was a genetically altered escapee from a Tulane lab.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:36 pm to Wednesday
I think the monkey killer was obviously aware of the dangerous reputation of a Tulane monkey and her reaction was obviously instinctual.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:56 pm to Timeoday
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The unsolved murder of that researcher is one bizarre story.
And something must be in the water at Tulane.
LADOGE: $30 Million for Tulane Political Activism?
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:00 pm to Timeoday
Shamoan posted a gif about this on the OT today that is hilarious. Lol
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:04 pm to Toomer Deplorable
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:15 pm to Timeoday
Posted on 11/3/25 at 9:09 pm to Toomer Deplorable
Posted on 11/3/25 at 9:22 pm to Barneyrb
I would have used a linear accelerator.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 9:28 pm to Timeoday
I hope yall realize that just like CV19 the cancer causing virus was meant to be used on you!
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:24 pm to Timeoday
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He suggests that the government, in its quest for power and control, has been willing to sacrifice the lives of its own citizens.
I mean this is just historical fact.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 6:06 am to Timeoday
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I think the monkey killer was obviously aware of the dangerous reputation of a Tulane monkey and her reaction was obviously instinctual.
She was not “the Hero we deserve but the Hero we needed…”
And a great American!
Posted on 11/4/25 at 6:08 am to Timeoday
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