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Does Brian Kelly need a life coach?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:02 pm
Someone to examine his life off the field and make suggestions...or maybe a team of wingmen to help guide him and turn his life around...doesn't sound like the PR team he hired this offseason did any good.
Because let's face it, we need him to coach again to offset the buyout.
I spoke with the TD Lifestyle Correspondent and he had some suggestions:
First of all, let's get the golf game cleaned up...if he really averages a 95 each round, he is likely losing strokes around the green...is he using Phil's "Hinge and Hold" chipping method, or Jason Day's "Dead Hand Wedge" method? The latter is recommended, which will likely lead to more one and two putts...
Also, the TD Lifestyle Correspondent says to stop wearing winter vests with a short sleeve shirt, unless he is golfing or performing in an 80's cover band.
The TD Lifestyle Correspondent also says that BK could shed a few pounds, and that losing weight is 80% diet, and 20% exercise. He recommended that BK eliminate white breads, white pasta, white rice, and replace with whole grain alternatives...and a minimum of ten thousand steps per day, and try to get to at least 100 pushups a day, 5 days a week.
The TD Lifestyle Correspondent concluded that BK needs to stay hungry for that championship. Don't give up that dream. Coach again, and soon...
If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.
- Carl Jung
Because let's face it, we need him to coach again to offset the buyout.
I spoke with the TD Lifestyle Correspondent and he had some suggestions:
First of all, let's get the golf game cleaned up...if he really averages a 95 each round, he is likely losing strokes around the green...is he using Phil's "Hinge and Hold" chipping method, or Jason Day's "Dead Hand Wedge" method? The latter is recommended, which will likely lead to more one and two putts...
Also, the TD Lifestyle Correspondent says to stop wearing winter vests with a short sleeve shirt, unless he is golfing or performing in an 80's cover band.
The TD Lifestyle Correspondent also says that BK could shed a few pounds, and that losing weight is 80% diet, and 20% exercise. He recommended that BK eliminate white breads, white pasta, white rice, and replace with whole grain alternatives...and a minimum of ten thousand steps per day, and try to get to at least 100 pushups a day, 5 days a week.
The TD Lifestyle Correspondent concluded that BK needs to stay hungry for that championship. Don't give up that dream. Coach again, and soon...
If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.
- Carl Jung
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Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:03 pm to Chicken
Apparently he had one and they fricked him.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:05 pm to Chicken
Very weird post, Chicken.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:08 pm to Chicken
This dude has yall mindfricked for real, lol.
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:08 pm to Chicken
You act like you run the place....Geez. 
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:09 pm to Chicken
Is this AI?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:10 pm to Chicken
quote:
Does Brian Kelly need a life coach?
I nominate Chicken!!
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:13 pm to Chicken
quote:
Does Brian Kelly need a life coach?
Don't we all?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:16 pm to Chicken
It couldn’t hurt
I predict he will die a bitter old lonely man if he doesn’t get some kind of help
I predict he will die a bitter old lonely man if he doesn’t get some kind of help
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:17 pm to Chicken
Is that dumbass Mingo the TD Lifestyle Correspondent?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:17 pm to Chicken
Who do you think told him to balance his work/life relationship and take some “me” time? Also, Ozempic
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:19 pm to Chicken
Are you ok?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:20 pm to Chicken
damn, and for all these years I thought you had zero sense of humor
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:22 pm to Chicken
I think we need the life coach
The man spent the last 4 years making millions, coasting, golfing ,drinking, and fricking his way through the town and once fired he’ll still be giving a parting gift of at least 25 million dollars.
No I think he has things pretty well figured out
The man spent the last 4 years making millions, coasting, golfing ,drinking, and fricking his way through the town and once fired he’ll still be giving a parting gift of at least 25 million dollars.
No I think he has things pretty well figured out
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:24 pm to BilJ
Big J nailed it, I think. 
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:24 pm to Chicken
Terrible thread, Chicken.
ETA: RA'ed
ETA: RA'ed
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 3:24 pm to Chicken
quote:
TD Lifestyle Correspondent
How do I sign up for this gig?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:52 pm to Chicken
If I get a cut of his buyout I'll do it
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