Pels vs Spurs: the Wemby Problem

SONS

IN WHAT STARTED IN PROMISING FASHION, THE PELS CAME OUT RED HOT AGAINST THE GRIZZ BUT ADJUSTED TOO LITTLE TOO LATE AND LOST A CLOSE GAME WHERE ZION AND TREY DIDNT HAVE THEIR BEST NIGHTS.

THERE ARE NO MORAL frickING VICTORIES. NO FORGIVENESS ALLOWED, NO DAYS OFF, BECAUSE WE NOW WE GOTTA PLAY SOME DUDE I WISH ICE WOULD PICK UP AND SHIP THE frick OUT OF HERE.

WEMBY IS A WHOLE arse PROBLEM. HES GOT 2K BADGES HE HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING ACCESS TO, AND WENT OFF GAME ONE.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM LIVE OUTSIDE THE PAINT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. THAT CROSSOVER STEPBACK 3 IS THE SHOT I PRAY HE TAKES OVER AND OVER AND OVER INSTEAD OF HIM TAKING ONE frickING STEP IN TO DUNK.

DOUBLE HIM EARLY AND OFTEN. WE MAY NOT BE DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO ROTATE BACK BUT WE ARE FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

ZION, STEP THE frick UP. YOU CAME UP SHORT LAST GAME AND YOU KNOW IT. SAME WITH TREY. THERE ARE STANDARDS FOR STARTERS, AND THERE ARE STANDARDS FOR STARS. WHICH frickING STANDARD DO YOU WANT TO HOLD YOURSELF TO?

LETS BE REAL, I'M JUST HERE FOR FEARS. IF HE GETS TO THE RIM ON WEMBY I MAY TRY TO GET MY WIFE TO INVITE HER HOT FRIEND OVER AND ATTEMPT A 3WAY WHERE I WILL DEFINITELY NOT SATISFY THEM BOTH.

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