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Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?

Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:04 am
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
681 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:04 am
Would you even want to try?

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"When I got divorced this last time, it was the best thing that ever happened to me," she explained. "Because it really made me journey into— I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction. I had everything. I was like, 'I'm gonna f---in' figure this s--- out if it kills me.'"


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"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said, adding, "And they gave me what they had. They gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings, the marriage. All of it. But.…"


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Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11916 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:06 am to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,


Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21884 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:06 am to
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it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,"

Wouldn’t want to try. This says it all
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
89967 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:08 am to
Ohhhh, so it's their fault.

Typical female.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10764 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:11 am to
More trouble than she’s worth.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11916 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:15 am to
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Ohhhh, so it's their fault. Typical female.


Meh, both sexes and all genders blame shift... what's funny is she had SO MANY counselors and advisors and STILL thinks it ain't at least partially, if not mostly, her fault.

Four divorces? That's a YOU problem, JLo!
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5609 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:16 am to
Take a down vote from me....you know the rules and failed to produce
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84379 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:17 am to
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"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable
She was in a full episode in How I Met Your Mother with basically this theme from years ago
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138107 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:18 am to
Time catches up to us all. Her looks do not make up for her current level of silliness.

You can't bring that 26-year-old attitude into a 56-year-old life.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 6:21 am
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19158 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:18 am to
No thanks. I've already experienced the "Attention whore/drama queen" syndrome and it got old in no time.
Posted by Juan Betanzos
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2005
3514 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:23 am to
I would try fixing her anally first…. and go from there
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57604 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:23 am to
Even if I were single, I would avoid her like leprosy.

The kneejerk reaction for people going through a breakup is to focus on what the other person has done wrong. Making them the "bad" person often allows the blamer to use that "badness" to absolve themselves of wrongdoing (playing it down, using any reason to excuse or it ignoring it completely).

Having that many failed relationships underscores that even if there is a problem with the other party, there's also a problem with you for at least continuing to pick bad partners.

Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21711 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:26 am to
where is the picture have a down vote
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4930 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:26 am to
Jennifer Lopez needs to take a trip to Louisiana. One of us will fix her

Reference
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
681 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:28 am to
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Take a down vote from me....you know the rules and failed to produce


Holy shite! You are right. My most sincere apologies.



Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80131 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:29 am to
I would damn sure try
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38166 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:34 am to
Some guys love that body type and face.

Count me out even before the stage five mental case issues.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
68835 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:43 am to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,



Typical. Always someone else's fault


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18915 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:45 am to
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Some guys love that body type and face.



Yeah, straight guys

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ey gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings,


sounds like money, money, money
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
11485 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 6:45 am to
No one can fix J Lo, but I'd try to fix that arse for one night at least.
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