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Time to Donate Mike the Tiger to a Zoo
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:28 pm
I am sick and tired of Mike lounging around his compound and doing nothing. It is time to either make that animal earn his keep or get rid of him.
Ralphie the Buffalo takes to the field. Bevo the Steer takes to the field. Those Shetland ponies that pull the Oklahoma wagon take to the field. Even UGA and Reveille take to the field. Mike just hangs out, eats, sleeps and does nothing noteworthy. Put his candy arse in a trailer and force him to make an appearance.
Ralphie the Buffalo takes to the field. Bevo the Steer takes to the field. Those Shetland ponies that pull the Oklahoma wagon take to the field. Even UGA and Reveille take to the field. Mike just hangs out, eats, sleeps and does nothing noteworthy. Put his candy arse in a trailer and force him to make an appearance.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 12:29 pm
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:29 pm to Missouri Waltz
Step inside his enclosure and then let us know if he’s a candy a**
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:29 pm to Missouri Waltz
frick yeah baw. Nobody is safe. Not BK, not Woody, Not McMahon. Hell fire the Tiger
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:29 pm to Missouri Waltz
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Ralphie the Buffalo takes to the field. Bevo the Steer takes to the field. UGA and Reveille take to the field.
Ah yes, very similar animals to a bengal tiger
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:29 pm to Missouri Waltz
Thanks Governor Landry
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:32 pm to BayouBandit24
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Ah yes, very similar animals to a bengal tiger
Mike would be in a cage dumbass. But we don't do it because it might hurt his feelings. Back in the days of real tigers they even went to out-of-town games.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:32 pm to Missouri Waltz
Omar would love that cage and cherish being drugged up and rolled around the stadium 8 Saturdays a year.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:33 pm to Missouri Waltz
Ok Jeff Landry. Chill out
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:38 pm to Missouri Waltz
Ha! I love this maybe it is time to FIRE that cat! He doesn’t DO anything but eat.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:38 pm to Missouri Waltz
Weird melt. frick you.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:38 pm to OysterPoBoy
Bring Omar back for the Cocks!
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:39 pm to BayouBandit24
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Ah yes, very similar animals to a bengal tiger
I mean Ralphie and Bevo could definitely frick some shite up.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:39 pm to WaydownSouth
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frick yeah baw. Nobody is safe. Not BK, not Woody, Not McMahon. Hell fire the Tiger
Love this place after a loss.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:40 pm to Missouri Waltz
I agree
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:42 pm to TigerAttorney
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:48 pm to Missouri Waltz
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Mike would be in a cage dumbass.
I say we ditch the cage. Put that MFer on a leash and let's just see what happens.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:56 pm to Missouri Waltz
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I am sick and tired of Mike lounging around his compound and doing nothing. It is time to either make that animal earn his keep or get rid of him.
When you've run out of Natty Light and are down to drinking glass cleaner...
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