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What’s your significant other’s dirtiest/least cleanly habit that annoys you?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:22 am
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:22 am
Mine leaves her dirty clothes around the house. I sometimes end up having to pick up her dirty socks off the living room floor, and I sometimes have to pick up her clothes off the bathroom floor after she showers.
Not really too bad, just annoying.
Not really too bad, just annoying.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:24 am to cbree88
Mine’s a clean freak and mindful of being a lady around the house in nearly every way.
But she’ll hock the nasty loogie in the morning without a care for anyone else around.
But she’ll hock the nasty loogie in the morning without a care for anyone else around.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:26 am to cbree88
My wife is one of the cleanest people I know, person and presence. But she hardly ever flushes her last piss before leaving for work and it drives me up a fricking wall. Like the last thing I want to do when I get home is drop this three alarm dump I’ve been carrying around all day straight into your day aged piss.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:26 am to StringedInstruments
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But she’ll hock the nasty loogie in the morning without a care for anyone else around.
That’s gross, but at least that’s probably better than her letting the morning thunder fart go without caring who’s around or something like that.
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 10:29 am
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:27 am to cbree88
Doesn’t open mail & leaves it stacked on the counter
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:29 am to cbree88
None. It's like God created the least annoying and cleanest woman ever and put her in front of me and said-here-enjoy. The annoying and dirty part is my job.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:35 am to cbree88
Gather her loose hair and stick it on the side of the shower. Like WTF. When you are done showering the garbage can is right there, why does it need to stay on the shower wall?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:36 am to cbree88
My wife sheds like a freaking golden retriever
Every once in a while, I'll lift the toilet seat up to take a piss and there will be a freaking tumbleweed of her hair (head) chilling in the toilet
Every once in a while, I'll lift the toilet seat up to take a piss and there will be a freaking tumbleweed of her hair (head) chilling in the toilet
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to cbree88
My wife likes to rub her tits in my face in the morning to wake me & then it gets pretty dirty.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to BigBinBR
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Gather her loose hair and stick it on the side of the shower.
Sounds like something a serial killer would do
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:37 am to cbree88
Every bare surface is always game for a bunch of shite to be stacked up on it for weeks on end. I'm not kidding. She cleans the shite on the weekend and by Tuesday, I have no counter space to do anything on.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:41 am to cbree88
She likes to eat my arse during sex. I don't think it feels that great but it's her fetish so whatever
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:41 am to cbree88
Toilet paper wads up the nose when she sleeps that I find under the sheets when I change them.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:42 am to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
quote:There frequently a Wookiee stuck on the tile wall in the shower. She saves it there while showering and almost always forgets to toss/flush it when she gets out. It’s much worse right now with her postpartum hair loss.
freaking tumbleweed of her hair
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:44 am to cbree88
Hangs bras on doorknobs to dry.
Leaves her shoes out in bedroom until there are 4 or 5 pairs and/or I bitch about it.
Leaves her shoes out in bedroom until there are 4 or 5 pairs and/or I bitch about it.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:46 am to AmosMosesAndTwins
quote:dude...this destroyed me
wife is one of the cleanest people I know, person and presence. But she hardly ever flushes her last piss before leaving for work and it drives me up a fricking wall. Like the last thing I want to do when I get home is drop this three alarm dump I’ve been carrying around all day straight into your day aged piss.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:46 am to cbree88
My wife incessantly sweeps. Our floors are brown. Dirt is brown and microscopic. Our floors do not ever really look dirty. I do not understand why this bothers her when she literally stacks garbage in our living room by the back door. Could be an amazon box, a milk carton, chip bags from the kids. Instead of putting trash into a trash receptacle under a lid (you know, where trash belongs) she stacks it in our house. But microscopic, camouflaged dirt bothers her?
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