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DAT 9/25: Astros (Valdez) @ A’s (Ginn): 2:35 PM
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:33 am
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:33 am
Crane and Bagwell:
Me:
Zach Cole?
You’re 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dubon?
You’re a kiss-arse.
Cocksuck?
You failed at being a productive member of the lineup.
Yainer?
I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke.
Espada, Cintron, Snitker, Bagwell?
Your teeth called, your breath stinks.
Altuve? Where’s Altuve?
Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Valdez?
You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks.
Peña, Correa, Jake?
You’re gay.
Sanchez, Urias, Abreu, and any others I may have not mentioned?
You’re gayer than Peña, Correa, and Jake.
Me:
Zach Cole?
You’re 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dubon?
You’re a kiss-arse.
Cocksuck?
You failed at being a productive member of the lineup.
Yainer?
I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke.
Espada, Cintron, Snitker, Bagwell?
Your teeth called, your breath stinks.
Altuve? Where’s Altuve?
Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Valdez?
You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks.
Peña, Correa, Jake?
You’re gay.
Sanchez, Urias, Abreu, and any others I may have not mentioned?
You’re gayer than Peña, Correa, and Jake.
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Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:36 am to Uncle Mike23
We've scored 1 or 0 in 20 of our last 63 games (32%).
That's the Cintron difference.
That's the Cintron difference.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:39 am to Uncle Mike23
They all suck.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:42 am to LSUBoo
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:44 am to Uncle Mike23
I admire your resolve 
We still have a few games left for those last souls to get in their arguments for just putting in the tip
A sadistic bunch for sure
I'm an Indians fan in the AL from here out. They are so due.
We still have a few games left for those last souls to get in their arguments for just putting in the tip
A sadistic bunch for sure
I'm an Indians fan in the AL from here out. They are so due.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:47 am to wahoocs
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:03 am to Uncle Mike23
Applaud your community leadership, uncle mike, but this is the definition of insanity. This team has quit on us. The only success they’ve had in the last month and a half has been when we carried over a losing DAT for multiple days. This organization wants to just get older, not newer.
It was a good run but I’m afraid the Window is CLOSED.
It was a good run but I’m afraid the Window is CLOSED.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:03 am to Lsuhoohoo
Thank you fan.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:20 am to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Thank you fan.
It takes everything I got not to tell you I told you so, you sunshine pumping bitch
Where's Prom when you need him?
Hanging out with Listy and Lou Pai, no doubt
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:22 am to Rjlebla
What a difference from last Friday
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:41 am to NIH
I’m old enough to remember when playoff appearances were rare enough to be cherished. That’s also before they let 40 percent of the league into the playoffs. So I have a hard time rooting for them not to make it, though it may be what’s needed to see real changes.
But this team has become such a hard watch that I’m not sure I want to see them play 2 more games next week.
But this team has become such a hard watch that I’m not sure I want to see them play 2 more games next week.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:52 am to Domeskeller
Here’s a stat for you optimists about today’s chances.
The A’s have beaten the Astros 7 straight times and have outscored them during that period 49-12.
Something’s gotta give, right?
The A’s have beaten the Astros 7 straight times and have outscored them during that period 49-12.
Something’s gotta give, right?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:56 am to Rjlebla
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If tweet fails to load, click here. 0 lies told.
All comes down to firing Click & Signing Montero after the 22 season
ETA: Read the thread if you have twitter
This post was edited on 9/25/25 at 9:58 am
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:32 am to texastiger38
So I saw an online prediction that The Yankees sign Framber. How quickly would he kill himself pitching in New York?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:42 am to Cleathecat
Hopefully he’d charge the stands and strangle Jerry
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:57 am to Cleathecat
quote:
So I saw an online prediction that the Yankees sign Framber.
We should all chip in to make sure this happens.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:00 am to Cleathecat
He likely wouldn’t have to worry about doing it himself
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:12 am to Cleathecat
quote:
So I saw an online prediction that The Yankees sign Framber
That stadium
The Yankees fan base
Volpe the butcher at SS
Picture it....
Framber gets a simple come backer. Bounds of the mound, picks it up and fires wide of 1st. He loses focus. Walks the next man on 4 pitches. He bounces back, gets a double play ball to short but Volpe bungles it. Everybody is safe. Bases loaded. Hes frustrated now. Should have been out of the inning. Now hes just gonna try to be Randy Johnson and throw 97 down the middle. They cant touch Framber Valdez. But a LHB gets around on one, pops it into shallow right and it lands in the upper deck for a grand slam. Frambers frustration boiling over, he comes set for the next pitch. Facing the wrong way on the mound, he fires one into Volpes head. What an unfortunate accident.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:22 am to Lsuhoohoo
Worst thing that happened last night is Brown’s outing costing us a supplemental 1st round pick
True Astros genius at work
True Astros genius at work
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:26 am to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
pops it into shallow right and it lands in the upper deck for a grand slam.
I chuckled
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