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There is no "professional" hitter that could get away with this... without high level help

Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:55 pm
Posted by Ebridg3
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Sep 2016
2892 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:55 pm
If this was just some deluded marksman, it shouldn’t take longer than 48 hours to find him. If it was a professional hitman, a week or two max. Anything longer and serious questions need to be asked.

The tech we have today makes it basically impossible to disappear — every smartphone since 2010 is a tracker, every vehicle is logged, cameras and license plate readers are everywhere, financial trails are instant, and even crossing state lines leaves data footprints. Add in scoping the site, dumping the weapon, avoiding OnStar/GPS, multiple burner phones… it’s not something you just improvise.

So unless this person was a complete ghost — totally off the grid and protected — there’s no way he avoids detection. Which leaves only two possibilities: either they catch him quickly, or we already have our answer.
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
6046 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:56 pm to
How long did it take to find the United Healthcare killer.

Happened in a city with cameras every 10 feet…
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2838 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:57 pm to
This is turning out to be some Day Of the Jackal shite.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2858 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:57 pm to
I'm sure your experience with professional assassinations is extensive.

Thank you for sharing your expert opinion.
Posted by Ebridg3
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Sep 2016
2892 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:57 pm to
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How long did it take to find the United Healthcare killer.

Happened in a city with cameras every 10 feet…


Different situation. Not all assets were utilized. A CEO and a political figure of Kirks stature are two different animals.

quote:

I'm sure your experience with professional assassinations is extensive.

Thank you for sharing your expert opinion.


Its a message board. With that said, you never know who you could be chatting with.
This post was edited on 9/10/25 at 10:00 pm
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5881 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:59 pm to
Wouldn't a "professional" already thought about all this and taken appropriate countermeasures? If this was some loser arse ANTIFA **** then they/them would have been caught by now.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
11498 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 9:59 pm to
Carries the illusion of Butler. My guess is CIA
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
6046 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Different situation. Not all assets were utilized. A CEO and a political figure of Kirks stature are two different animals.


Fair enough. It’s going to take time. The 3 local barney fifes on campus weren’t going to track the shooter down before they got off campus.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2858 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

you never know who you could be chatting with.


Exactly.
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
35718 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:01 pm to
Meh

Surveil campus for cameras never bringing your phone. Enter and exit where none can see you. Park in high traffic area and take a bike or scooter. Carry small bag with change of clothes and hit the highway right afterwards.

Do that and don’t tell a soul. It’s gonna cause law enforcement problems.

Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
1929 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:02 pm to
What I’ve been thinking about is they waited to do this at some podunk school and not a major university. He was just at USC and perfectly safe. But he goes to some tiny little shithole school and gets assassinated.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22442 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:03 pm to
I laughed because you paraphrased my thoughts.

We might be in for a lot of expert commentary for a while.
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
8020 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:06 pm to
He will be found by tomorrow.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
8104 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:09 pm to
We have to find out who funded this.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
26763 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

So unless this person was a complete ghost — totally off the grid and protected — there’s no way he avoids detection. Which leaves only two possibilities: either they catch him quickly, or we already have our answer.


I think the US murder clearance rate is around 60%. Most of those are probably dumbasses who acted impulsively and we still don’t catch them.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
8104 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:12 pm to
Police solve most crimes from targeting potential suspects with prior criminal records. Most criminals are repeat offenders.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
20543 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:15 pm to
Isn’t it weird that throughout our history when things like this happen the conspiracy theory or the professional has always been relegated to the fantasy of loons and cooks. Somehow with this incident it’s the complete opposite. They keep coming on tv talking about this was a professional hit. It’s almost like they don’t want you to look at the lunatics on the left but rather send you down a rabbit hole chasing a professional hit man with chatters of foreign intelligence.. what about Charlie Kirk whether you love him or hate him would appeal to a foreign entity wanting him killed? Do we honestly think hamas or Putin would sign off on assassinating a close friend of Trump and risk his retaliation? There’s nothing gained
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153786 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:18 pm to
Congratulations on resigning from the Lone Gunman Theory
Posted by Ebridg3
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Sep 2016
2892 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I think the US murder clearance rate is around 60%. Most of those are probably dumbasses who acted impulsively and we still don’t catch them.


Apples and oranges compared to a major political figure giving a big speech and 2025 in front of a big crowd.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2858 posts
Posted on 9/10/25 at 10:20 pm to
It was either,

A. RIP came down from Montana, was going to use a rattlesnake in an igloo cooler, but couldn't get close enough so he had to use his trusty lever-action

B. Tommy Norris hired one of those oilfield assassins Chevron uses to fight the cartels

C. The government was like, "Charlie Kirk is too effective. We need to get a Lioness on the ground!"

D. Taylor Sheridan did it himself, using the skills and experience he's gained from writing those shows
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