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Would you rather....
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:19 pm
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to MarsellusWallace
A lap dance with the chance of her shitting on my chest?
Talk about getting the most bang for your buck.
Talk about getting the most bang for your buck.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to MarsellusWallace
I'd rather not have shitty threads.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:22 pm to MarsellusWallace
quote:
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.
Are you 15?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to MarsellusWallace
quote:
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.
Thanks in advance.

Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to The Torch
on the just took, to be clear was it before the dance started?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:24 pm to MarsellusWallace
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Marsellus Wallace
Ok, I need to amend my previous answer to this from years ago.
Marsellus Wallace DEFINITELY looks like a bitch.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:25 pm to MarsellusWallace
What a shitty hypothetical scenario
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:43 pm to MarsellusWallace
You have stretched my support for the 1st Amendment beyond the breaking point.
Smite thyself upon the noggin 3 times and post no more for at least a week.
Smite thyself upon the noggin 3 times and post no more for at least a week.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to MarsellusWallace
quote:
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.
baw, dis da OT where bawllers grow. i'd have 2 strippers, one who just deuced and the other about to.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to MarsellusWallace
Would you really base your decision from input from the OT?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:46 pm to MarsellusWallace
The cleanest stripper is its own dilemma.
You may want to skip back to go and no earn $200.
You may want to skip back to go and no earn $200.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:51 pm to MarsellusWallace
First thing that comes to mind is how would you know about either?
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:58 pm to MarsellusWallace
quote:
Get a lap dance from a stripper to just took a poo, or from a stripper who has to take one and is holding on tight.
Thanks in advance.
Did the first one JUST take a shite, as in on the catwalk, and then sidled over and asked if I wanted a lap dance OR did she take a dump just before her set and asked? If the latter stripper is seriously holding on tight and hasn't got issues I think the unknown is the same either way...unless the first one shite on the stage and walked right over...thats a hard (and not in the way lap dances usually go) no for me....but what I don't know ain't gonna hurt me.....
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