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Has anyone here tried entering into a fighting competition?

Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:29 pm
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
311 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:29 pm
I watched that UFC movie with Kevin James where he gets the shite kicked out of him to raise money for a band or something. It made me realize that I could use some extra money and I’m willing to fight some baws in a prize fight for some petty cash. Has anyone ever tried this? I’m thinking I could hold my own ( I am 35 years old, 3”5, 350 pounds) and I’m willing to check knuckles. Curious to know if anyone else has done it
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25771 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:32 pm to
I went to Hong Kong with one goal: to prove myself in the Kumite, the underground, no-holds-barred martial arts tournament that few even knew existed. Getting in wasn’t easy, the world of the Kumite was hidden, secretive, and dangerous. At the same time, I had to stay one step ahead of the military officers trying to drag me back for being AWOL.

The training pushed me harder than anything I had faced before, but it prepared me for what was coming. In the middle of it all, I even found myself drawn to Janice, a journalist who saw through the chaos to the fighter I was trying to be.

In the end, I was given the chance to fight in the Kumite. The question was never just about winning, it was about whether I would survive.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5036 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
311 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:36 pm to
You better watch out for Chong Lee, baw
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10453 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:37 pm to
I wanted to get involved in cock fighting.

then I found out they meant roosters.
3 years of training wasted.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85727 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:38 pm to
Hammertime

Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
8954 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:38 pm to
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Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22439 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:38 pm to
Like down at Sonic??
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64665 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

I am 35 years old, 3”5, 350 pounds
It looks like you should ask Mingo for a match.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13656 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
Yes, I got married.
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
311 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
That fig only knows how to get peanuts thrown at him like a circus freak
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22439 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

I wanted to get involved in cock fighting. then I found out they meant roosters. 3 years of training wasted.

Something tells me you do it for free too.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44826 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:39 pm to
Yep - Won multiple times.
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
311 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:40 pm to
I’m talking about a legit fight, UFC style in the Baton Rouge area. I would train and get Chicken to sponsor me
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
8866 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:40 pm to
Does being married to a psychopath count?

I also dated a bipolar latina......
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15535 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:41 pm to
I can’t think of anything trashier than fighting.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80132 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:41 pm to
Kumite Grand Champion 350 yrs straight.
Posted by herecomethetigers02
Member since Aug 2025
336 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:41 pm to
entered one last weekend against my wife.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27003 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:43 pm to
I'm 5-0 at Sonic
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
311 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:43 pm to
Stick to knitting then
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