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How many hours in the sun needed to achieve this tan line?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:05 pm
This baw has been living outdoors this summer


Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:12 pm to HogBalls
I didn't give permission to have my photo shared around online.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:13 pm to HogBalls
First person I’ve seen cuts their hair so that their trucker cap is more comfortable.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:28 pm to HogBalls
That is certainly impressive.
Last weekend I was driving my boat in from offshore (we dont have a top), about 1hour hat backwards in the sun. I guess by that point the sunscreen I applied 8 hours earlier was gone.
Got home and the wife asked what was going on with my forehead and I had that (though not as dark).
Last weekend I was driving my boat in from offshore (we dont have a top), about 1hour hat backwards in the sun. I guess by that point the sunscreen I applied 8 hours earlier was gone.
Got home and the wife asked what was going on with my forehead and I had that (though not as dark).
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:34 pm to HogBalls
That's going to hurt.
(like a fresh tan at a nudist colony)
(like a fresh tan at a nudist colony)
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:41 pm to HogBalls
Is he a professional golfer?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:46 pm to HogBalls
RED NECK.....by definition.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:56 pm to HogBalls
Looks more like some tribal markings
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:16 pm to HogBalls
wtf is that haircut? What a clown
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:11 pm to HogBalls
That man is a contract welder guaranteed
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:52 pm to HogBalls
That’s fricking legendary and has viral potential
Posted on 8/23/25 at 3:38 am to HogBalls
Got a friend who was a postman for years before retiring. He'd wear shorts in the hot months and wear white socks and comfortable shoes on his route.
His socks came up about 6 inches above his ankles. One day at a swim party he shows up in shorts and flip-flops with the whitest feet up to where the tube socks ended on his lower calf and then a very distinctive dark tan line. Looked funny as shite.
His socks came up about 6 inches above his ankles. One day at a swim party he shows up in shorts and flip-flops with the whitest feet up to where the tube socks ended on his lower calf and then a very distinctive dark tan line. Looked funny as shite.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 3:49 am to HogBalls
I am going to go out on a limb and say 350 hours.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 5:14 am to HogBalls
That's actually quite awesome

Posted on 8/23/25 at 6:58 am to gumbo2176
I used to play alot of golf and had a similar line at my ankle. Looked like my feet were surgically added on.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 7:00 am to HogBalls
Surprised to see someone like that at a dirt track….
Posted on 8/23/25 at 7:12 am to gumbo2176
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Got a friend who was a postman for years before retiring. He'd wear shorts in the hot months and wear white socks and comfortable shoes on his route.
His socks came up about 6 inches above his ankles. One day at a swim party he shows up in shorts and flip-flops with the whitest feet up to where the tube socks ended on his lower calf and then a very distinctive dark tan line. Looked funny as shite.
Not to mention that it was probably only his right leg that had a tan.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 7:30 am to HogBalls
Long hair could cover up that redneck.
What do you tell the barber, “give me the reverse electric chair”?
What do you tell the barber, “give me the reverse electric chair”?
This post was edited on 8/23/25 at 7:31 am
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