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You can now bet on what color the next dildo will be at WNBA game?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:04 pm

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:06 pm to fastlane
This is not what our veterans fought for.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:06 pm to fastlane
Feel like this is one of the funnier things that’s happened in awhile.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:07 pm to fastlane
This country's morals have descended through an express lane this past decade.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:07 pm to sledgehammer
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This is not what our veterans fought for.
For women to play boring basketball at the expense of men, and then have the gall to complain about it? You're right.
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm to fastlane
I like how it’s says “if not green” because we’re 2 for 2 on that so that’s definitely what everyone would bet
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm to sledgehammer
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This is definitely what our veterans fought for.

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:09 pm to JetsetNuggs
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I like how it’s says “if not green” because we’re 2 for 2 on that so that’s definitely what everyone would bet
I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds.
Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:11 pm to fr33manator
quote:Good luck beating me to the punch
I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds. Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:14 pm to Ruston Trombone
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Good luck beating me to the punch
If you're gonna insert yourself into this, at least let us know how to bet.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:16 pm to fastlane
Too bad I don't live during a WNBA team, I'd bet it all on blue and go throw a blue one.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:17 pm to LSUSkip
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Too bad I don't live during a WNBA team, I'd bet it all on blue and go throw a blue one.
Just bet enough to offset the cost of the plane ticket and the blue rubber dick
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:17 pm to fastlane
You’re all suckers. It’s going to be a vibrator that flops around on the floor more than LeBron.
Don’t waste your money.
Don’t waste your money.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:18 pm to fr33manator
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I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds. Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:25 pm to sledgehammer
quote:You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time.
This is not what our veterans fought for.
Eta- I'm paraphrasing
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:34 pm to northshorebamaman
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You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time
Eta- I'm paraphrasing
.
Right. The full quote is:
"The Tree of Liberty must be dildoed from time to time with the rubber dicks of patriots and lesbos."
-President Benjamin Franklin
-Fr33manator
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:38 pm to northshorebamaman
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You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:39 pm to sledgehammer
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This is not what our veterans fought for.
Maybe Curtis Yarvin is right that 1776 was a mistake, and that any civilization without a strong king inevitably slides into decadent suicide.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:41 pm to fastlane
Why are blue dildos so rare?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:42 pm to STLDawg
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Why are blue dildos so rare?
They get lost easier.
Because
Indigo.
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