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You can now bet on what color the next dildo will be at WNBA game?

Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:04 pm
Posted by fastlane
Member since Jul 2014
4529 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:04 pm
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6800 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:06 pm to
This is not what our veterans fought for.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2421 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:06 pm to
Feel like this is one of the funnier things that’s happened in awhile.
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1330 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:07 pm to
This country's morals have descended through an express lane this past decade.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:07 pm to
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This is not what our veterans fought for.


For women to play boring basketball at the expense of men, and then have the gall to complain about it? You're right.
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15322 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm to
I like how it’s says “if not green” because we’re 2 for 2 on that so that’s definitely what everyone would bet
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19413 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:08 pm to
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This is definitely what our veterans fought for.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:09 pm to
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I like how it’s says “if not green” because we’re 2 for 2 on that so that’s definitely what everyone would bet




I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds.



Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:11 pm to
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I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds. Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game
Good luck beating me to the punch
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:14 pm to
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Good luck beating me to the punch



If you're gonna insert yourself into this, at least let us know how to bet.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:16 pm to
Too bad I don't live during a WNBA team, I'd bet it all on blue and go throw a blue one.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:17 pm to
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Too bad I don't live during a WNBA team, I'd bet it all on blue and go throw a blue one.



Just bet enough to offset the cost of the plane ticket and the blue rubber dick
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35309 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:17 pm to
You’re all suckers. It’s going to be a vibrator that flops around on the floor more than LeBron.

Don’t waste your money.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15322 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I mean... the opportunity is obvious. Make an ENORMOUS bet on what the next color will be, longest odds. Then go throw that color dildo at the soonest WNBA game


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37607 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:25 pm to
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This is not what our veterans fought for.
You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time.

Eta- I'm paraphrasing
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 6:28 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:34 pm to
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You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time

Eta- I'm paraphrasing

.


Right. The full quote is:

"The Tree of Liberty must be dildoed from time to time with the rubber dicks of patriots and lesbos."

-President Benjamin Franklin

-Fr33manator



Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2421 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:38 pm to
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You have to throw a dildo at the tree of liberty from time to time.


Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9631 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:39 pm to
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This is not what our veterans fought for.




Maybe Curtis Yarvin is right that 1776 was a mistake, and that any civilization without a strong king inevitably slides into decadent suicide.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4469 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:41 pm to
Why are blue dildos so rare?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133597 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:42 pm to
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Why are blue dildos so rare?


They get lost easier.


Because


Indigo.



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