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My Dachshund was Expelled from Obedience School
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:46 pm
He and another dog got into a fight over a turd. I don't know if I should be proud that he is a warrior or ashamed of his dietary preferences.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 6:57 pm
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Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:50 pm to Missouri Waltz
I would be proud of my dog for that!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:50 pm to Missouri Waltz
What breed was the other dog
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:51 pm to Missouri Waltz
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:51 pm to Missouri Waltz
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:54 pm to Missouri Waltz
This is definitely the most dachshund thing ever. Be proud of your little warrior.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:55 pm to Missouri Waltz
Dachshunds are little warriors. They will fight over anything, as you have so clearly shown.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:55 pm to VermilionTiger
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What breed was the other dog
I did not ask, but my dachshund is a miniature so I assume the other dog was larger.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:56 pm to Missouri Waltz
I would be inwardly proud but outwardly I would punish the failure.
Germans only know authority, so never let up.
Germans only know authority, so never let up.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:57 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:Been there, done that...
got into a fight over a turd.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:58 pm to Missouri Waltz
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My Dachshund was Expelled from Obedience School
quote:
He and another dog got into a fight
Doesn't obedience school teach them to get along?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:59 pm to VermilionTiger
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What breed was the other dog
Obviously a Sooner.
Sooner eat a turd as anything.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
A dachshund is going to dachshund. Always.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:00 pm to Missouri Waltz
Have 2 Dachshunds, those frickers listen to nobody
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:02 pm to Missouri Waltz
Where does a Dachshund go after being booted from obedience school?
St Stanislaus of course.
St Stanislaus of course.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:03 pm to Missouri Waltz
In your dachshunds defense, he probably didnt even want the turd. He just didnt want the other dog to have it.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:36 pm to Missouri Waltz
I bet you won't post a pic of the alleged suspect.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:38 pm to Missouri Waltz
I love dogs; dachshunds are fricking dicks
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:42 pm to WaydownSouth
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Have 2 Dachshunds, those frickers listen to nobody
My sister had three. After the oldest, a female, passed on the other two, both males, were lost. The youngest, and biggest, was whiny and just couldn't get it together. The other male would bark at everything, and I mean everything.
It turns out that with Dachshunds the female is the alpha. Her vet, who also has Dachshunds, told her that she needed another female. My sister put off getting another one for a bit, but the two males kept having problems. She finally decided to get one, and when she did the other's behavior completely changed. Once the new pup got past her puppy phase she got shite sorted out, and everything has been cool since.
I mean, they're still stubborn as hell and don't listen very much, but the whiny behavior and barking stopped.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:53 pm to Missouri Waltz
They were bred to hunt badgers. Sometimes they can’t shake that raw fierceness that’s in their nature.
Yes, they look goofy. Yes, they are small. Yes, they have been the subject of jokes, but they have also been kicked to death in the streets of America because they were the symbol of Germany during two World Wars.
All of that history sometimes creates a little sleeve of hate.
Yes, they look goofy. Yes, they are small. Yes, they have been the subject of jokes, but they have also been kicked to death in the streets of America because they were the symbol of Germany during two World Wars.
All of that history sometimes creates a little sleeve of hate.
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