Attractive women with really bad breath. What to do?

You don't You just avoid smelling them

My dick doesn't have a nose.

Ask her if she is familiar with a tongue scraper and/or tonsil stones.

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My dick doesn't have a nose.

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there have been a few instances in my past life where this was a blessing

I’ve told the story on here before, but yes I’ve experienced this. I tried to politely suggest things but nothing she tried worked. She was not lax with her dental hygiene or anything, so I don’t know what the issue was.

A female poster on here said it may have been a chronic yeast infection situation, which could be true because her pussy was rank, as well.

Hit it from behind

I’ve never had that problem, but I think everyone at some point in time, have been told our breath stunk. If it continues, then it’s a problem but maybe it was just something she ate.

Tell her to use your skin flute as a toothbrush, should work for ya

My dad always said “no woman is ugly with my cock in her mouth”, I’d kinda believe he’d have said “no woman’s breath is bad with my cock in her mouth”, or something similar…

Met a girl at a party in college who's breath wasn't on par with the average person. I was horny and she had a killer body so I thought I could get buzzed and get the poon while avoiding kissing her at all cost. I start working it and she went in for a kiss so I deftly shifted my head but her breath had a good 3 foot radius (think the dirt cloud around Pig Pen from Charlie Brown) and I couldn't avoid it. I felt sick and it was like I was about to do a homeless person....couldn't do it. The only time I faked a stomach illness to get away from sex.