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Why do people drive half-ton pickups so fast?

Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:37 am
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2540 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:37 am
I typically drive around 75mph on the interstate, which means that I'm mostly in the left lane, but I have to move over pretty frequently for faster drivers. I'm not an "enforcer" type. If you want to go faster, I do my best to get out of your way.

It's an annoyance, though. Having to hurry up and get over requires me to check my surroundings and decelerate pretty quickly. Might even need to downshift. Then, I'm trapped in the right lane while Richard Petty and all the various vehicles drafting behind him make their way past me. All in all, it's wasteful, dangerous, and annoying. I nevertheless do change lanes out of courtesy.

On one drive, I made the comment to my wife that "it's always some damned F-150 zooming up behind me and disrupting everything." I started noticing it more and more.

So, yesterday, on a drive from Atlanta to New Orleans, I decided to test my theory. Each time I detected a vehicle rushing up behind me, forcing me into the right lane, I took note of whether it was a half-ton pickup or some other vehicle.

The results? Of the fourteen times I had to get over, seven times it was a half-ton pickup. At least one other time, the vehicle was a little crossover that was clearly trying to get out of the way of the F-150 riding his tail, but I scored strictly and didn't count that.

Not once was the speeding vehicle an ordinary coupe or sedan. The seven times it wasn't a half-ton pickup, it was either a larger pickup, or a smaller pickup, or an SUV.

I am a lifelong resident on the Deep South and a political conservative. I don't give a flip about fuel economy, cyclists, or pedestrian safety. If you're on a road built for cars and trucks, and you get flattened, that's on you IMO.

Nevertheless, this pattern I have observed really seems to line up with the stereotypes that exist for other men who fall into those categories- that they've got some weird hang-up about proving their own masculinity, and that the ubiquitous half-ton pickups are a really destructive and annoying outgrowth of that.

I am curious to know if others have observed this pattern. Also, if you are one of these people who zoom around in a Silverado or whatever, what is the motivation? You couldn't be all that much of a go-getter, or you'd have a 3/4 ton, right, or maybe a sports car?

Also, just to give a related observation, I have never known anyone who owned a Ford Raptor, Dodge TRX, or the like who I wanted to be around for any length of time. I think those vehicles must represent the apotheosis of what I'll call the "Small Dick Trickle" truck owner demographic.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59237 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:38 am to
Was a full ton before ozempic. Truck is still adaptin
This post was edited on 6/1/25 at 8:39 am
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8661 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:40 am to
The actual answer that this board will hate is that half-ton pickups are usually driven by really impulsive aggressive men who don't think things through.

They will say "slower is actually more dangerous" to anyone going slower than them. A lot of them are insecure (why they feel the need to drive a truck in the first place), really angry, and in a rush because they are fueled by nicotine, energy drinks, and likely have a hangover.

Also they're stupid.

That's why.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1621 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:40 am to
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but I have to move over pretty frequently for faster drivers.


Found the problem. Its not a fast lane, it's a pass lane.
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21886 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:41 am to
You best move over for Big Dub Diesel.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
419 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:41 am to
TLDR; get the frick out of the left lane.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29257 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:41 am to
Calculate the power to weight ratio for the average 1/2 ton. There's your answer.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8661 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:43 am to
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Found the problem. Its not a fast lane, it's a pass lane.


Tell that to the a-hole in the pickup truck who stays in the left lane because he can see that in approximately half a mile he will pass another vehicle, so he doesn't bother to follow the law.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65282 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:43 am to
I drive a truck because I have to haul shite around regularly. That's the sole reason I have a truck. I would much rather be driving a corvette
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8661 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:47 am to
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I drive a truck because I have to haul shite around regularly. That's the sole reason I have a truck. I would much rather be driving a corvette


I'm not saying that's not true. Seriously. I don't know you, and I don't care if it's true or not.

But I know people who say this who maybe tow a trailer once or twice a year, or occasionally help people move. I've also heard someone justify ridiculous headlight purchases because they live on a road with few lights and have seen deer before. This person lived in Shreveport.

Very few people who actually don't need to trucks are going to admit it.
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
21189 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:47 am to
Get out the left lane at 75
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14595 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I typically drive around 75mph on the interstate, which means that I'm mostly in the left lane


Mostly in the left lane but completely in the wrong.

But to answer your question it’s so we can hurry up and get to a job site somewhere to either sell something or write the up the 3/4 ton drivers some safety violations.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
15883 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:48 am to
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I typically drive around 75mph on the interstate



Weird, I go 85 pulling 25,000#

I'd consider picking up the pace when someone is behind you. That way you can pick a more wide open spot in the right lane and not get "trapped".
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8661 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:49 am to
quote:

But to answer your question it’s so we can hurry up and get to a job site somewhere to either sell something or write the up the 3/4 ton drivers some safety violations.


Plan better.

Slow the frick down.

Whatever it is that's causing you to rush is maybe 10% as important as you believe, and you're actually making the roads more dangerous. Slow the frick down.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9694 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:49 am to
If you are doing 75 in the left lane, you are the problem.

80+ or GTF
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21346 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:50 am to
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Very few people who actually don't need to trucks are going to admit it.


Who gives a shite? If they want a truck, they should get a truck. You sound like a beta bitch.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1621 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Tell that to the a-hole in the pickup truck who stays in the left lane because he can see that in approximately half a mile he will pass another vehicle, so he doesn't bother to follow the law.


Sounds like OP cruising at 75mph
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8661 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:52 am to
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Who gives a shite? If they want a truck, they should get a truck. You sound like a beta bitch.


I know you won't understand why I'm saying this, but this makes me feel very good that you feel that way.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11584 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:53 am to
Stay in the right lane Paw Paw.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14595 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Plan better. Slow the frick down. Whatever it is that's causing you to rush is maybe 10% as important as you believe, and you're actually making the roads more dangerous. Slow the frick down.


We decide what the frick is safe or not a-hole. We have the OSHA certs and yellow vest to prove it.
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