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DAT 5/16: Astros (LMJ) @ Ramgers (Eovaldi) 7:05 Apple TV+
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:00 am
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:00 am
Starting this because I do not want to worry about starting a thread tomorrow. Just getting it out of the way.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:11 am to TigerFan91
Cocksuck is 0-16 with 8Ks this week (17-118, 41Ks, .144 avg in the 4-hole this season). Chandler, if you’re reading this take Espada’s balls out of your mouth and ask him why he’s still hitting in the 4-hole. Thanks
Feel bad for Diesel. Dude had a near-perfect outing
Unfortunately tonight’s pitching matchup does not favor us whatsoever. Good news is that the Rangers bats are as bad as ours
Feel bad for Diesel. Dude had a near-perfect outing
Unfortunately tonight’s pitching matchup does not favor us whatsoever. Good news is that the Rangers bats are as bad as ours
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:13 am to DalenSA
You can't spell Astros without arse.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:47 am to TigerFan91
quote:Thanks for letting me know to not bother. You think the Rags will take it easy on this guy when he's chuckin 91 mph in the zone?
LMJ
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:49 am to TigerFan91
quote:
Eovaldi
Facing this frick takes me back to where it all started. ALCS game 2...
Brantley lead off single
Chas follows with a single
Pena pulls an outside pitch on the ground to 3rd, 3rd baseman cant pick the short hop.
Bases loaded nobody out....
Yainer strikes out swinging
Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman grounds out to 3rd
Astros lose this game by 1 run and lose the series by 1 game.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:56 am to Lsuhoohoo
How can you not bet against Sleepy Joe and the Cocksucks tonight?
Five-hunnit is inevitable.
Five-hunnit is inevitable.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 12:25 pm to Jwho77
quote:
Apple TV+
Well, that sucks. Or maybe it doesn’t. Hope you boys put on a show in the DAT tonight to paint a vivid picture of the product being put on the field.
With a quarter of the season gone, how about everyone give their quarterly awards?
MVP: Hunter Brown
LVP: Vote split between Altuve’s carcass and Cocksuck
Biggest surprise: Zach Dezenzo
Posted on 5/16/25 at 12:57 pm to Uncle Mike23
quote:
Apple TV+
Best thing about it is being able to switch on Ford and Sparky.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:36 pm to TigerFan91
Predictions for score tonight?
Are we looking at an 18 - 10 game in favor of Arlington?
Are we looking at an 18 - 10 game in favor of Arlington?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to 5 Deep
We strike out 9 times to their 7?
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:02 pm to Jwho77
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4 hole will account for 3 so 9 is pretty conservative
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:16 pm to 5 Deep
Yeah I'm not watching this shite. All Eovaldi has to do is throw low and away and these chucklefricks are gonna go fishing for it, especially that dolt in the 4 hole thats batting .203 now.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:34 pm to 5 Deep
Pretty sure I have that same expression every night I see the lineup and Chucklefrick is batting in the 4 spot.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:17 pm to Floating Change Up
Cocksuck ended his 16 AB hitless streak. Single to the right side
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:45 pm to DalenSA
Catch the gosh damn ball Pena. Was trying to hurry to roll up Carter
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:45 pm to DalenSA
Ball hit back to LMJ for a routine DP. Throwing error goes into CF (Peña may or may not could have caught it) and now runners on 1st and 3rd with 1 out
ETA 2nd and 3rd. Stolen base
ETA 2nd and 3rd. Stolen base
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:50 pm to DalenSA
A two run lead seems insurmountable.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:51 pm to DalenSA
Defense has been unbelievable all year, but each time they make a mistake it seems to snowball and doesn’t get picked up.
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