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DAT 5/16: Astros (LMJ) @ Ramgers (Eovaldi) 7:05 Apple TV+

Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:00 am
Posted by TigerFan91
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Member since Jan 2005
29232 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:00 am
Starting this because I do not want to worry about starting a thread tomorrow. Just getting it out of the way.
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6403 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:11 am to
Cocksuck is 0-16 with 8Ks this week (17-118, 41Ks, .144 avg in the 4-hole this season). Chandler, if you’re reading this take Espada’s balls out of your mouth and ask him why he’s still hitting in the 4-hole. Thanks

Feel bad for Diesel. Dude had a near-perfect outing

Unfortunately tonight’s pitching matchup does not favor us whatsoever. Good news is that the Rangers bats are as bad as ours
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
38273 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:13 am to
You can't spell Astros without arse.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14515 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:47 am to
quote:

LMJ
Thanks for letting me know to not bother. You think the Rags will take it easy on this guy when he's chuckin 91 mph in the zone?
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99842 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Eovaldi



Facing this frick takes me back to where it all started. ALCS game 2...


Brantley lead off single
Chas follows with a single
Pena pulls an outside pitch on the ground to 3rd, 3rd baseman cant pick the short hop.

Bases loaded nobody out....

Yainer strikes out swinging
Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman grounds out to 3rd

Astros lose this game by 1 run and lose the series by 1 game.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
80774 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 10:56 am to
How can you not bet against Sleepy Joe and the Cocksucks tonight?

Five-hunnit is inevitable.
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
2275 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Apple TV+


Well, that sucks. Or maybe it doesn’t. Hope you boys put on a show in the DAT tonight to paint a vivid picture of the product being put on the field.

With a quarter of the season gone, how about everyone give their quarterly awards?

MVP: Hunter Brown
LVP: Vote split between Altuve’s carcass and Cocksuck
Biggest surprise: Zach Dezenzo
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7615 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Apple TV+


Best thing about it is being able to switch on Ford and Sparky.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12493 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:36 pm to
Predictions for score tonight?

Are we looking at an 18 - 10 game in favor of Arlington?
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
23781 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:00 pm to
9-7 stros








Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
80774 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
We strike out 9 times to their 7?
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:02 pm
Posted by 5 Deep
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Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
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4 hole will account for 3 so 9 is pretty conservative
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14515 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:16 pm to
Yeah I'm not watching this shite. All Eovaldi has to do is throw low and away and these chucklefricks are gonna go fishing for it, especially that dolt in the 4 hole thats batting .203 now.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12493 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:34 pm to


Pretty sure I have that same expression every night I see the lineup and Chucklefrick is batting in the 4 spot.
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6403 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:17 pm to
Cocksuck ended his 16 AB hitless streak. Single to the right side
Posted by TigerFan91
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Member since Jan 2005
29232 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:45 pm to
Catch the gosh damn ball Pena. Was trying to hurry to roll up Carter
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6403 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:45 pm to
Ball hit back to LMJ for a routine DP. Throwing error goes into CF (Peña may or may not could have caught it) and now runners on 1st and 3rd with 1 out

ETA 2nd and 3rd. Stolen base
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6403 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:49 pm to
2-0 Rangers. 2 out hit
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
2275 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:50 pm to
A two run lead seems insurmountable.
Posted by TigerFan91
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Member since Jan 2005
29232 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:51 pm to
Defense has been unbelievable all year, but each time they make a mistake it seems to snowball and doesn’t get picked up.
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