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Katy Perry is truly the Jack of All Trades!

Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
21656 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:39 pm
Katy Perry applied a Neosporin band-aid on a cut and instantly became a nurse.


Katy Perry threw a baseball and now thinks she’s Babe Ruth.


Katy Perry walked across the road and now thinks she’s an Olympic track star.


Katy Perry saw a rock concert and now thinks she’s Gene Simmons.


Katy Perry moved a chair and now thinks she’s an Olympic power lifter.


Katy Perry read Fifty Shades of Grey and now think's she's a Librarian


Katy Perry rode a bike and now thinks she’s Lance Armstrong.


Katy Perry ate a slice of pizza and now thinks she’s Italian.


Katy Perry held a baby and now think's everybody should celebrate her Mother's Day


Katy Perry kicked a soccer ball and became Lionel Messi.


Katy Perry picked up a rock and became a geologist.


Katy Perry watched COPS once and now believes she’s a police officer.


Katy Perry flipped a burger and became a McDonald’s worker.


Katy Perry went ice skating and turned into Tonya Harding.


Katy Perry watched Walker Texas Rangers and now thinks she’s Chuck Norris


Katy Perry played tennis so now she thinks she’s Serena Williams.


Katy Perry watched UFC one time and now thinks she’s the Ultimate Fighting Champion.


Katy Perry watched the West Wing and now thinks she’s the President of the United States


Katy Perry blew out a candle and became a firefighter.


Katy Perry went to the circus and now thinks she’s Siegfried and Roy.


Katy Perry shot a basketball and now she thinks she’s Michael Jordan.


Katy Perry cooked dinner and now thinks she’s Gordon Ramsey.


Katy Perry threw a football and became Tom Brady.
This post was edited on 5/11/25 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
12161 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:40 pm to
I’ll bet her tits are beautiful
Posted by McDonaldsBagMan
Member since Apr 2025
217 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:41 pm to
How much time did you spend on Grok just to make this post?
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26093 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:41 pm to
frick i hate i can only downvote this once
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58385 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:41 pm to
Lot of wasted effort into this OP, I don’t know what the frick any of this is
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:41 pm to
Strange thread
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7340 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:42 pm to
Damn dude, give us a chance. We're a witty bunch
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
4569 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:42 pm to
This post gave me scrolliosis
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150935 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:43 pm to
That was a lot of effort for a one joke post
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
53917 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:46 pm to
Bored?
Posted by Cryin Kelly
Member since Dec 2023
195 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:47 pm to
Terrible Post. Maybe not the worst I have ever seen. But when you combine the effort you put into this terrible joke with the terrible joke its close.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
21656 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:48 pm to
it took me 11 seconds to program GPT to spit this out. It's called learning to "prompt" - something you miserable fricks need to learn how to do or you are going to be poor and jobless in the next year or two
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
91 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:48 pm to
I think you meant Gordon Bombay for the hockey one.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15121 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:49 pm to
AI doesn’t do her tits justice.
Posted by purple18
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2009
1399 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

it took me 11 seconds to program GPT to spit this out. It's called learning to "prompt" - something you miserable fricks need to learn how to do or you are going to be poor and jobless in the next year or two



You actually sound like the miserable idiot
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150935 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

It's called learning to "prompt" - something you miserable fricks need to learn how to do or you are going to be poor and jobless in the next year or two
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189363 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:51 pm to
What kind of retard doesn't know the difference between cooking and hockey
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20124 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Kary Perry


Kary?
Posted by Ldogg123
Lake charles
Member since Jan 2021
185 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:52 pm to
Wood.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150935 posts
Posted on 5/11/25 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

AI doesn’t do her tits justice
this is true

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