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Jessica Simpson says she refuses to stop drinking snake sperm
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:29 pm
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Jessica Simpson is moving past Chicken of the Sea and diving into uncharted territory when it comes her dietary habits.
More than two weeks after the beauty mogul performed on stage for the first time in 15 years, she shared a video of herself drinking an unconventional herbal tonic.
"They're like, 'What are you drinking?' Because it's this Chinese herb thing," the 44-year-old told musicians in a studio, as seen in the March 28 Instagram clip. "And I'm like, 'I don't know.' My vocal coach told me to drink it, and they Googled the ingredients and—snake sperm. It's like a honey."
Jessica, who did not name the product, added, "So, if you want a good vocal, you gotta drink snake sperm."
Jessica Simpson is moving past Chicken of the Sea and diving into uncharted territory when it comes her dietary habits.
More than two weeks after the beauty mogul performed on stage for the first time in 15 years, she shared a video of herself drinking an unconventional herbal tonic.
"They're like, 'What are you drinking?' Because it's this Chinese herb thing," the 44-year-old told musicians in a studio, as seen in the March 28 Instagram clip. "And I'm like, 'I don't know.' My vocal coach told me to drink it, and they Googled the ingredients and—snake sperm. It's like a honey."
Jessica, who did not name the product, added, "So, if you want a good vocal, you gotta drink snake sperm."
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Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:31 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I have no idea who this is without pics of her in a Dukes of Hazard movie. Sorry.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Must have learned that secret from OP’s mom
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
She can drink the sperm from my garter snake
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:33 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I see...
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:34 pm to Byrdybyrd05
She looks rough, must be the snake sperm
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I'll give her some but she's gonna have to put the work in to get it.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Kinky
I like it
I like it
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Feel sorry for poor bastard whose job it is to “extract” snake sperm.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:39 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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snake sperm
It just sounds nasty.
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snake sperm
It pretty much is.
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snake sperm
It's reptile cum.
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snake sperm
Ooooooooooo.
This post was edited on 4/13/25 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:39 pm to Byrdybyrd05
This lip injection crap is so stupid.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:40 pm to Byrdybyrd05
That's good, she's a swallower, not a spitter.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:45 pm to LegendInMyMind
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LegendInMyMind
Legit made me lol
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:46 pm to Loup
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Legit made me lol
I'm glad, because that song is gonna be stuck in my head for the next three or four days.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:47 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Just so happens I know where to find snake sperm from the elusive Louisiana white snake.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I know where the elusive white mountain snake is that she can slurp on.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:51 pm to LegendInMyMind
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glad, because that song is gonna be stuck in my head for the next three or four days
Yeah I been singing it for the last 5 minutes because of you and now my wife is mad
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:51 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Her vocal coach has probably been jizzing in a cup and having her drink it. Then when she asked what it was, he panicked and said it was snake sperm.
Posted on 4/13/25 at 7:55 pm to Pezzo
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She looks rough
And yet, twice on Sunday.
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