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Best “Swamp Arse” treatments?
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:06 am
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:06 am
Getting to be that time of year again when the swamp arse starts being an issue. My 12 year just got his 1st experience with it. Is Gold Bond still the go to or is there something better now?
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Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:08 am to STEVED00
Corn starch baw
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:11 am to STEVED00
Gold bond spray for prevention. Dermaplast for acute relief, and A+D for treatment. Also the gold bond ointment with lidocaine is great
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:11 am to STEVED00
Anti Monkey Butt Powder
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:14 am to STEVED00
You’re gross. Wipe your fricking arse
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:23 am to STEVED00
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:24 am to STEVED00
Ozempic
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:25 am to STEVED00
1. Surfer Salve
2. Gold Bond
2. Gold Bond
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:27 am to CrystalPreserves
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder
This is the answer.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:40 am to The Torch
This is mainly for a kid going through puberty. Weight isn’t the issue. Personal hygiene, well we are working on that.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:41 am to STEVED00
Boudreauxs butt paste
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to STEVED00
Put gold bond in a tube sock, bend over, and smack your gooch with it
This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 8:45 am
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:43 am to STEVED00
It’s Gold Bond szn. Apply early and often. Will have to give the anti monkey butt a try.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:48 am to STEVED00
Fresh Balls
This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:50 am to STEVED00
Best treatment for swamp arse is not being morbidly obese.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:52 am to STEVED00
I’d be real careful about using any powders on your arse.
They’ve linked talcum powder to cancer and even baby powder has major health risks being suggested.
Time: Is Any Powder Safe
They’ve linked talcum powder to cancer and even baby powder has major health risks being suggested.
Time: Is Any Powder Safe
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:10 am to STEVED00
Define Swamp Arse. Is it no matter how many times you wipe it's never enough? Or is it a rash down there? or both?
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:11 am to Tiger Ugly
arse sweat
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:12 am to tide06
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They’ve linked talcum powder to cancer and even baby powder has major health risks being suggested.
This was from a lawsuit and it was about women who were putting talcum powder directly on to their vaginas
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