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Britain is banning Ninja swords by this summer

Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:06 pm to
That seems racist
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:07 pm to
Some of our resident lib posters will love this
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 5:07 pm
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:07 pm to
Shoulda banned Muslims...
Posted by rickyb223
In your walls
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:08 pm to
Teenage mutant turtles hardest hit
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:10 pm to
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Knife crime is at epidemic levels and is ruining lives across Britain.

Surprised they aren’t already since it’s illegal to walk outside your house with a simple kitchen knife, but swords are legal.

Britain loves cracking down on all citizens because of problems they import from other countries
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Usual Suspect
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:15 pm to
What’s next Spitfires?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:16 pm to
They don't even want them to have sharp knives to defend themselves with. The ghouls who have taken over their government are just fricking evil, and there's no voting their way out of it.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:17 pm to
frickin Sporks are next. Can’t wait for the Muslims starving with chop sticks in there hands
Posted by Hog Zealot
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Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:18 pm to
Those Japanese ninjas are taking over, England.

King Arthur and all of Englands history. Wow just wow.
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:18 pm to
Yes, taking away any means for innocent civilians to protect themselves sounds like a foolproof plan.…
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Osaka
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:19 pm to
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Teenage mutant turtles hardest hit
Fun fact: When TMNT first got big, the word ninja was banned in some European countries. So the series and the NES games and such were called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:21 pm to
Yes. We know.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:40 pm to
Britain is so lost. Ban errythang.
Posted by StansberryRules
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:57 pm to
They'll keep importing third world savages and be confused as crime continues to go up.
Posted by terriblegreen
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:13 pm to
fricking gay
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:15 pm to
How is me nan going to slice her wheatabix?
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 8:13 pm to
So...

Stopping epic losers and people with bad taste from doing... uh... whatever it is one does with ninja swords.

This may actually be a good thing because those spending time collecting ninja swords may actually go out and get laid for once instead of collecting ninja swords.
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