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Houston Funeral Home Embalmer Castrates Deceased Sex Offender and Stuffs it in his Mouth

Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:16 pm
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After learning Rodriguez was a sex offender, witnesses report Laudermilk took a scalpel to his body.

One witness, according to court documents, said she witnessed Laudermilk stab Rodriguez twice in the groin, then cut off his penis and stuff it in his mouth. Five witnesses who work at the mortuary came forward in the case.

“No matter what one thinks of his life, the law requires that he be treated with dignity in death,” Precinct One Constable Alan Rosen said.

“This case is about two troubled people: the victim who was a registered sex offender and the defendant, who is accused of viciously attacking his dead body,” Rosen said.

She was in the presence of an embalming student at the time of the incident, according to the document. She turned to the student and said, "You didn't see anything."

Laudermilk's charging document says she is accused of threatening the other employees not to say anything. The document says the employees were afraid to report the incident.





https://www.fox26houston.com/news/texas-embalmer-charged-castrating-dead-sex-offender

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HARRIS COUNTY, Texas (WJW) – A woman in Texas is charged with castrating the corpse of a sex offender.

Amber Laudermilk, 34, was an embalmer at the mortuary facility where the body of Charles Roy Rodriguez was received.

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He was registered as a sex offender for life and convicted in the sexual assault of a 31-year-old woman in 2001.




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The second witness arrived shortly afterward and noticed Rodriguez’s groin area was "disfigured." When the person asked Laudermilk what had happened, she responded that the deceased had “a lot going on with him,” the charging documents allege.

This post was edited on 3/13/25 at 4:22 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34659 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:17 pm to
Guilty.

Fine: $5.00
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:17 pm to
Not
Guilty
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
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Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:19 pm to
That’s one way to earn a tip.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
3230 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:20 pm to
I guess I need a nap. I thought the embalmer stuffed the dead mans dick in the embalmers mouth.

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14993 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:22 pm to
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"You didn't see anything."


That's exactly what people say right before they get caught
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30787 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:23 pm to
quote:


Guilty.

Fine: $5.00



Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1947 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:23 pm to
I mean…what’s the crime here?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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21951 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:29 pm to
Guilty but let it go for time served.
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
6049 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:31 pm to
Years ago I was friends of a guy that was a mortician at a local funeral home. Nothing like the OP, but he told me some stories about them fricking with dead bodies. Just dumb poses, or flipping the bird mostly. That type stuff.

One night we were on the viewing side of a two way mirror while a family was mourning a lost loved one on the other side. Dude was flipping off the family, making faces and being a general dumbass while they had no idea.
Obviously this guy was a shite bird.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:42 pm to
Wish more sex offenders would lose their nuts. Alive or not.
Posted by jmorr34
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
3211 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:44 pm to


Deal with it
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20087 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:53 pm to
After reading this I’ve decided cremation is a much safer option
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47697 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:54 pm to
quote:


Guilty but let it go for time served.


I agree with her opinion of this guy...but you have to be seriously fricked in the head to do this.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31653 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:12 pm to
What is all the fuss about?
Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
3363 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:14 pm to
Not Guilty.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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21951 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:25 pm to
More than sexually abusing children? I think it’s a wash in the cra cra department.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58633 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:26 pm to
FWIW…..castration doesn’t involve cutting a dick off. It is only considered castration if the balls are removed.

Also, I am offended as anyone else by sex offenders depending on the offense…but why anyone would risk arrest and losing your career to do this is beyond me…
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41815 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:49 pm to
That's some cartel-like shite right there.
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