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Houston Funeral Home Embalmer Castrates Deceased Sex Offender and Stuffs it in his Mouth
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:16 pm
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After learning Rodriguez was a sex offender, witnesses report Laudermilk took a scalpel to his body.
One witness, according to court documents, said she witnessed Laudermilk stab Rodriguez twice in the groin, then cut off his penis and stuff it in his mouth. Five witnesses who work at the mortuary came forward in the case.
“No matter what one thinks of his life, the law requires that he be treated with dignity in death,” Precinct One Constable Alan Rosen said.
“This case is about two troubled people: the victim who was a registered sex offender and the defendant, who is accused of viciously attacking his dead body,” Rosen said.
She was in the presence of an embalming student at the time of the incident, according to the document. She turned to the student and said, "You didn't see anything."
Laudermilk's charging document says she is accused of threatening the other employees not to say anything. The document says the employees were afraid to report the incident.

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/texas-embalmer-charged-castrating-dead-sex-offender
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HARRIS COUNTY, Texas (WJW) – A woman in Texas is charged with castrating the corpse of a sex offender.
Amber Laudermilk, 34, was an embalmer at the mortuary facility where the body of Charles Roy Rodriguez was received.
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He was registered as a sex offender for life and convicted in the sexual assault of a 31-year-old woman in 2001.
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The second witness arrived shortly afterward and noticed Rodriguez’s groin area was "disfigured." When the person asked Laudermilk what had happened, she responded that the deceased had “a lot going on with him,” the charging documents allege.
This post was edited on 3/13/25 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:19 pm to Shexter
That’s one way to earn a tip.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:20 pm to Shexter
I guess I need a nap. I thought the embalmer stuffed the dead mans dick in the embalmers mouth.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:22 pm to Shexter
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"You didn't see anything."
That's exactly what people say right before they get caught
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:23 pm to Shexter
I mean…what’s the crime here?
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:29 pm to Shexter
Guilty but let it go for time served.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:31 pm to Shexter
Years ago I was friends of a guy that was a mortician at a local funeral home. Nothing like the OP, but he told me some stories about them fricking with dead bodies. Just dumb poses, or flipping the bird mostly. That type stuff.
One night we were on the viewing side of a two way mirror while a family was mourning a lost loved one on the other side. Dude was flipping off the family, making faces and being a general dumbass while they had no idea.
Obviously this guy was a shite bird.
One night we were on the viewing side of a two way mirror while a family was mourning a lost loved one on the other side. Dude was flipping off the family, making faces and being a general dumbass while they had no idea.
Obviously this guy was a shite bird.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:42 pm to Shexter
Wish more sex offenders would lose their nuts. Alive or not.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:53 pm to Shexter
After reading this I’ve decided cremation is a much safer option
Posted on 3/13/25 at 4:54 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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Guilty but let it go for time served.
I agree with her opinion of this guy...but you have to be seriously fricked in the head to do this.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:25 pm to Ponchy Tiger
More than sexually abusing children? I think it’s a wash in the cra cra department.
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:26 pm to Shexter
FWIW…..castration doesn’t involve cutting a dick off. It is only considered castration if the balls are removed.
Also, I am offended as anyone else by sex offenders depending on the offense…but why anyone would risk arrest and losing your career to do this is beyond me…
Also, I am offended as anyone else by sex offenders depending on the offense…but why anyone would risk arrest and losing your career to do this is beyond me…
Posted on 3/13/25 at 5:49 pm to Shexter
That's some cartel-like shite right there.
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