Things you got suspended for in elementary or middle school

CSB… such a rebel.

snapping girls bra from the back in recess line
today you would be expelled and thrown in jail

Never been suspended, I had the fear of my father's belt.

Never been suspended from school.

Pulling my pants down to moon a dude we thought was gay on the track.

Additional days for throwing down the phone when they made me call my mom.

I set off a stink bomb in 5th grade. Thing was more potent than I was expecting, my class had to evacuate into the hall for about 30 mins.

I got a good one.

There was a partial solar eclipse when I was in 4th or 5th grade, everybody had a project to make these weird things out of posterboard to see it. As is today it was full on “don’t look at the eclipse or you’ll go blind!!!!” hysteria by the teachers.

I 1000000% remember my teacher responding to repeated questions about that by sarcastically saying “if you’re parents say you can look directly at the eclipse then fine” so I asked my mom that night who, while doing dishes said sure honey without really hearing what I was asking…moms :))

So next day full craziness for eclipse and I’m looking up at it like a sailors spotting land after a cross Atlantic voyage…teacher goes bananas. Makes a huge scene, I say you said, we go back and forth and principal comes over and snatches me out by the arm. Little decoco was a bad little sumbich at the time so they wanted to make an example….i was PADDLED and then my mom had to come get me for the rest of the day.

My dad kinda looked at all the pieces and concluded that the teacher got exposed for being a smartass and told me not to be such an a-hole and I’d have probably gotten a warning (nice lesson) but my mom was more pissed than anyone because she said I made her look like a bad parent.

Good time but that was complete bullshite, then again I got away with a lot of shite over the years is I guess it was karma

Was in science class and back in the day they had that fabric paint and people made t-shirts with the paint. The design the teacher had were watermelons and I told her nice melon's. She yelled get out and I had to sit in office for the rest of her class. Didn't get suspended but damn close.

In 8th grade in PE I threw a rag ball at the coach because I didn’t like the way he was calling balls and strikes. It skipped off the desk he was sitting in and hit him right in the face. Got three days. Dad made me pick my belt out after he got home from work.