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Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:53 pm
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WTF? fricking Democrats
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conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation. The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade. Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.
Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on. The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."
Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.
WTF? fricking Democrats
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:54 pm to WildcatMike
I’ve always been very intentional when I masturbate.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:55 pm to WildcatMike
Fair.
Ohio State fans would be fricked
Ohio State fans would be fricked
Posted on 2/13/25 at 7:57 pm to WildcatMike
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Ohio Democrats have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent
FIFY
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:00 pm to WildcatMike
Could get sticky but it’s worth a shot.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:01 pm to WildcatMike
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:01 pm to athenslife101
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Ohio State fans would be fricked
That is the obvious error.
No way BuckNuts fans get laid by real women.
They do seem attractive to sheephumpers tho
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:02 pm to WildcatMike
cannot wait for this thread 
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:02 pm to WildcatMike
The last few sane Democrats left the party years ago. All that’s left is a bunch of lunatics and degenerates.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:02 pm to WildcatMike
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Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community
LOL. Imagine this with any other law. You can’t rape someone, but it’s ok if you are LGBTQ
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:03 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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I’ve always been very intentional when I masturbate.
^This. Rather it’s a LLotOT or just palmela…it’s intended
This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:04 pm to WildcatMike
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Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community,
even for a joke, this is a joke
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:05 pm to WildcatMike
Mississippi baw filed the same bill a month ago
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:10 pm to WildcatMike
I’m sure this is some type of gotcha bill, but if something like that was ever passed and enforceable that would be terrible for women. Rape and pressured sexual relations would sky rocket.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:20 pm to WildcatMike
Must not be any military bases in ohio.
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:21 pm to WildcatMike
I am so relieved that people in the LGBTQ community will still be allowed to ejaculate without fear of retribution.
That almost made me cry myself to sleep tonight thinking of those poor gays and their fear of punishment due to ejaculating with each other.
All men gangbangs we’re just not gonna have the same excitement with that sort of thing lingering
That almost made me cry myself to sleep tonight thinking of those poor gays and their fear of punishment due to ejaculating with each other.
All men gangbangs we’re just not gonna have the same excitement with that sort of thing lingering
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:27 pm to WildcatMike
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The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade
Keep in mind this is only a day after a Democrat congresswoman suggested women don’t go into manufacturing because the word “manufacturing” starts with “man.”
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:32 pm to WildcatMike
NO masturbation without representation!
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:34 pm to WildcatMike
National debt gonna be erased in less than a day!
Posted on 2/13/25 at 8:43 pm to WildcatMike
Good fricking luck. No actually masculine man will vote yes for that, and the women already know that unless they're ugly or untolerable.
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