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How much would you pay to possibly be the father?

Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:01 pm
Let’s say your favorite OnlyFans model lets you pay to have a chance at impregnating her. They take your sample, mix it together with however many other samples they receive, and squish it in her.

Would that be worth $1000 to you?

There would be a document stating that you are not financially responsible for anything after the donation.

Somebody such as:
This post was edited on 2/10/25 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:01 pm to
But why?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
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WTF has happened to this board?
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:02 pm to
Why the hell would I want to father a child that I couldn't raise, with a low IQ slut?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:03 pm to
Can you explain the logic behind why this scenario would be worth $1k to anyone?

Because I can’t think of any
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:04 pm to
so someone wants to buy my sperm for $1000, and i have no financial reprecussions b/c of it?
sign me up. I can do that everyday, make a cool $365,000/yr. If they want me to work a double shift I can do that too.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Can you explain the logic behind why this scenario would be worth $1k to anyone?


I mean you get to know it’s up in there.

Obviously if $1000 is a lot to you there are less attractive women.
Posted by HeadCall
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:04 pm to
Can Trump and Elon shutdown Only Fans? I’d rather spend money on condoms for Gaza than live in a world where this shite happens.
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:04 pm to
Already bored without football?
Posted by Tigersince99
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:05 pm to
her farts definitely clear the room baw
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

I mean you get to know it’s up in there.


…and what is value of that?
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:05 pm to
That’s enough internet for the day
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

and what is value of that?


What’s the value of a rainbow? What’s the value of a fresh cut yard?
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:06 pm to
I might consider selling a load for $1,000.00. I might even donate it for free, if they let me use my own injector. But to actually pay money and I don't get the pleasure of putting it in? I wouldn't even pay that bitch for a full ride on a Saturday night.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

They take your sample, mix it together with however many other samples they receive


Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:08 pm to
No thanks. I wouldn't want my child to grow up fatherless and end up a slut like her
Posted by Traveler
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:09 pm to
I downvoted myself for opening this thread.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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What the cuck?
Posted by sqerty
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:11 pm to
Those hips are made for breedin'
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