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Armadillo Removal
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:30 pm
Anyone have any contacts of people who will remove armadillos? I have one in my backyard and do not feel like fooling with it.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:51 pm to wickowick
$109.95 removal fee, $2 per mile trip fee. (round trip)
Pretty booked so far this week, but we can work out a time.
Where you at?
Pretty booked so far this week, but we can work out a time.
Where you at?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:19 pm to oysterpapi
Woof. That $2 a mile is really gonna add up quick.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:09 pm to oysterpapi
Buy air gun at Wally World
Block off route to den
Shoot in head
Use gloves
Dump in garbage bag with gloves
Dump bag in dumpster.
Costs…minimal
Block off route to den
Shoot in head
Use gloves
Dump in garbage bag with gloves
Dump bag in dumpster.
Costs…minimal
Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:26 pm to oysterpapi
.22 nitro piston pellet rifle. Gotta be ready when they creep in your yard and start to dig. 

Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:38 pm to GerasimosNina
Gloves and garbage bags have never been in my equation.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:52 pm to Fencepimp
quote:
Gloves and garbage bags have never been in my equation.
Maybe gloves should be, going forward…but to each his own.
Yes, You Can Get Leprosy From an Armadillo
Posted on 2/10/25 at 6:20 pm to GerasimosNina
50 years of throwing armadillos and 10 fingers to prove
Posted on 2/11/25 at 1:58 am to oysterpapi
Road flares in hole blow away with shotgun as he exits
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:20 am to oysterpapi
Shoot em in the head but be prepared those things bleed like a stuck hog.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:50 am to Fencepimp
quote:
0 years of throwing armadillos and 10 fingers to prove
Until that one time....
Posted on 2/11/25 at 10:08 am to bbvdd
quart of gas in hole, wait 5 minutes, flick a match
Posted on 2/11/25 at 5:22 pm to WhuckFistle
quote:
those things bleed like a stuck hog.
They are damn nasty
Posted on 2/12/25 at 11:16 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
They are damn nasty
I’ll take your word.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 1:37 pm to WhuckFistle
S
and be prepared for a whole lot of acrobatics while its succumbing. Maybe I'm just a bad shot, but even when I hit them in the head they flip out- literally.
Of course you could always use a shotgun. Last one I shot with my SX4 didn't move at all. But covert it aint.
quote:
hoot em in the head but be prepared those things bleed like a stuck hog.
and be prepared for a whole lot of acrobatics while its succumbing. Maybe I'm just a bad shot, but even when I hit them in the head they flip out- literally.
Of course you could always use a shotgun. Last one I shot with my SX4 didn't move at all. But covert it aint.

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