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Top 10 Emptiest Gubment HQ's

Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:15 am
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
14831 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:15 am
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
14831 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:15 am to
Posted by BozemanTiger
Member since Jul 2020
4311 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:18 am to
Well of course the Dept of Energy tops the list.

Why would we need energy?

8 people occupying almost 1M s.f.

Can't make this up.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
13367 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:19 am to
wonder how many don't live within driving distance of the office


EDIT:

And department of agriculture is low.... thats good.... no reason we cant move the HQ to the midwest.......

Move them all:

Energy - dallas or houston
HUD - Detroit
DEQ - Nome Alaska
AG - Nebraska

So need to decentralize DC to take away the power of government ad the power of lobby groups

This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 8:24 am
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14718 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:22 am to
Holy hell. I knew it was bad but that is insane.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14718 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:24 am to
They should all be moved out of DC with mandatory office attendance. At least 50% would quit.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8155 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:24 am to
Damn. 200 SQFT per person...that's a damn mansion. Most workers where we are get less than 100SQFT per cubicle. So effectively those numbers could be doubled.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
31606 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:25 am to
Are they assuming the 94% don't work at all?
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
16859 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Well of course the Dept of Energy tops the list. Why would we need energy? 8 people occupying almost 1M s.f. Can't make this up.

The vast majority of those employees at all agencies serve no greater good to the nation.

Zero.

They’re there to enhance bureaucratic fiefdoms, push new regulatory oversight and hit spending requirements so they don’t lose budget next year while selecting DEI contractors to do any actual work.

Deep down they know they have no function, but as long as they can get to their retirement date they don’t care.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14718 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:26 am to
Most surf porn or shop online.
Some phaggots probably post here.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8896 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:27 am to
Interior needs to be in Salt Lake City. All the big National Parks are in the West.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
7685 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:27 am to
the natural assumption is that there is a lot of grift and waste associated with large government agencies that have less than adequate oversight
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86961 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:38 am to
I've got a great idea. Fire everyone who hasn't shown up for work in the past 4 years.
Posted by tiger 56
Severn, MD
Member since Dec 2003
1705 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:46 am to
The eight people at energy are probably the janitorial staff.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
20533 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 9:13 am to
There is a video on Yahoo, drawing a blank on the Senator's name, where the senator is asking questions about Federal employees who have been getting a special pay related to having to drive an above average distance to work. The Federal HR "specialist' admitted that that level of pay is still being paid to the thousands of Federal employees who have been working at home due to Covid. Her estimate: hundreds of millions of dollars over spent.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
16859 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 9:15 am to
quote:

The eight people at energy are probably the janitorial staff.

Maintenance, someone to work the front desk and janitorial although a lot of places outsource the janitorial work to contractors.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
31606 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Damn. 200 SQFT per person...that's a damn mansion. Most workers where we are get less than 100SQFT per cubicle. So effectively those numbers could be doubled.


Some of that square footage probably includes conference room space, etc.
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
3728 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Are they assuming the 94% don't work at all?
I worked for a federal agency for 2 years during Covid and went into the office twice in 2 years.

The work of the agency was still getting done, but having been a federal worker, I know that there really isn’t much work to do. There were weeks where I had no work to do.

It was an extremely cushy job—fantastic benefits, really good pay (FIRREA agency), and little work with no work commute. I left because it felt like I was wasting my life.

60% or more of federal workers could be sacked with no noticeable effect.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22959 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

The eight people at energy are probably the janitorial staff.


I was thinking they were all probably security guards.
Posted by TheQuadrangle
Member since Dec 2022
141 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Damn. 200 SQFT per person...that's a damn mansion. Most workers where we are get less than 100SQFT per cubicle. So effectively those numbers could be doubled.


Plus hallways, lobby, break areas, bathrooms, storage, mechanical, IT, conference rooms, etc. Do your bosses not have offices? 200sqft per employee seems low all things considered.

Crusade against WFH isn't the win you all think it is but if you insist on taking the L, it should all be moved to border towns.
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