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re: Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad) (revised)

Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

10) Finally, I am the most merciless poster when it comes to hazing away rantards.


That is a definite plus. We will be watching your hazing the next few days.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10184 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

This club comes with many "on the job" perks. You are given exclusive access to the behind the scenes PM's of the RAT team


Oh boy! You mean we would get to know first that ya'll don't know shite before the rest of the board knows that ya'll don't know shite.

How's that for humor?
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 2:43 pm
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:42 pm to
I nominate myself.

All you have to do is talk to my girlfriend. She will tell you how dedicated i am at lsu recruiting


Seriously, I live and breath it, unbiased, to through newpapers across the land, belong to all recruiting sites etc.

I am a dedicated individual

I am 32, and very athletic if that helps in any way/
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93802 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:43 pm to
CRAZY 4 LSU, you know, if he were around right now.

Starting Feb 1, I'm not exactly sure how much I'm going to be able to be on. Which sucks because NSD is a couple days after. My on the job access to a computer right now is obviously no restrictions whatsoever. I'm starting a new job back in Lake Charles (thank god) on that day and I don't know all the perks just yet.
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I'd love to stay on it.


This is a lifetime commitment. There's only one way out. A thorough tongue lashing by Prominentwon, Asian needle torture by Egg, and all your RAT Squad tatoos burned off including the decoder ring...while it's still on your finger.

It's a serious commitment bitches, and one of the reasons I'm not on it. I hate pain.
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

dreaux



I meant to add this to my original post...


Dreaux need not apply.
Posted by FAN4LSU
South West La. from NOLA
Member since Nov 2006
558 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:46 pm to
I'm your neighbor, I can pick up trash after meetings and I can pass out the beer during the meetings. The only qualification I have is my brother was a all American at LSU 70-73. Oh wait ! After the meetings me and you can talk about the members after they leave. Please let me in, I'm knocking on your door right now!!

Thanks in Advance
Posted by Pele
Lower Alabama
Member since Dec 2004
645 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Asian needle torture by Egg, and all your RAT Squad tatoos burned off including the decoder ring...while it's still on your finger.


If you can do anything about hemorrhoids, sign me up!
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

can pick up trash after meetings


quote:

After the meetings me and you can talk about the members after they leave


quote:

Please let me in, I'm knocking on your door right now!!


I'm sorry. You have been officially declined. The unofficial is that you sound like a crazy exgirlfriend and we don't allow that, unless you're a stripper, and then we'll reopen the nomination.
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

If you can do anything about hemorrhoids, sign me up


I think the asian needle torture doubles as a subsequent treatment to preperation H.
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Starting Feb 1, I'm not exactly sure how much I'm going to be able to be on. Which sucks because NSD is a couple days after. My on the job access to a computer right now is obviously no restrictions whatsoever. I'm starting a new job back in Lake Charles (thank god) on that day and I don't know all the perks just yet.


I'll will have someone learn your role for the tongue lashing. I might even have egg dip the needles in Tobasco before the second phase of the needle torture, brah.
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
11271 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:52 pm to
Well Im 25, white, and Pretty chubby. I have a little wiener and no real girlfriend. I have a good solid core of friends, but you would call them "chatroom buddies". I once kicked 8 guys asses at one time (once I turned the caps lock on it was ova!!).
I mean come on.. I know I will fit right in with you guys!
Posted by BamaTiger00
NOLA
Member since May 2006
840 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:53 pm to
Qualifications = I'm behind enemy lines having lived in Alabama for over a decade. I can don a bama/auburn shirt and spy on our opposition's recruiting.
Posted by TexasTigah
Houston, TX
Member since Mar 2006
12183 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:57 pm to
Well I've been studying alot of film lately. A couple of guys from Brenham High School I've been lookin at are beasts, I mean they have a real motor. Also been lookin at a few prospects from some pipelines such as Evangel and JT Curtis and have seen some prospects from those schools wearing LSU socks lately, I have a gut feeling they will be tigers, Book it.
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 2:58 pm to
figured you wouldn't. Thats ok i aint mad at you

i don't understand your disdain for me though
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
279525 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 3:05 pm to
dreaux these dudes are haters

me, you and derby tiger will start our own recruiting team
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

figured you wouldn't. Thats ok i aint mad at you

i don't understand your disdain for me though


It's not me buddy. I'm not even on the team. I'm simply a mediator. You think the Squad has enough time to dabble with our peasantry. Think of it this way. Their the Gods and I'm Hercules minus the good looks, six pack abs, and arse kicking ability. I have the ability to communicated with the Gods and the commons. I'm basically a recruiting slave with a decoder ring.
This post was edited on 1/13/09 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Linkovich
crater lake
Member since Feb 2007
9541 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

me, you and derby tiger


Since when did we hate on you.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30627 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Starting Feb 1, I'm not exactly sure how much I'm going to be able to be on. Which sucks because NSD is a couple days after. My on the job access to a computer right now is obviously no restrictions whatsoever. I'm starting a new job back in Lake Charles (thank god) on that day and I don't know all the perks just yet.


You took a job without asking whether or not you can surf the net looking for sports and porn? That would have been question two or three for me. Would have asked about sick day policies, when I get my vacation and then how many hours a day can I spend looking at tigerdroppings and porn while clocked in. You are obviously not using your full brain capacity not to have been ready with these questions. Please feel free to contact me when you start your next job search.
Posted by marinebioman
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Feb 2005
3396 posts
Posted on 1/13/09 at 3:15 pm to
I would like to be considered for membership based on the following analogy:

Little kids check under their bed every night for the boogeyman.
The boogeyman checks under his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Similarly, Scike and Sonny check out my website for recruiting info.
I check out www.Dandydon.com for my inside scoop.
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