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re: Recruiting Assistance Team (RAT Squad) (revised)
Posted on 1/14/09 at 8:54 am to FAN4LSU
Posted on 1/14/09 at 8:54 am to FAN4LSU
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Dear Linko with all do respect sir, you say you have position on the TD RAT squad. But you are a Damm Mcneese fan, I really don't think people will trust your ethics and loyalty. Just wondering your neighbor
Application denied. Your lack of comprehension skills are the disqualifying factor.
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you say you have position on the TD RAT squad
I've made it quite clear that I don't have a spot on the squad. My name's not even on the sig.
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But you are a Damm Mcneese fan, I really don't think people will trust your ethics and loyalty.
This is wrong on so many levels; it just hurts.
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Posted on 1/14/09 at 8:54 am to Linkovich
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Application denied
I thought you were finally gonna promote yourself in the new year. And I think Luke is damn close to the wittiest poster we have so I'm throwing in a vote for him. And Slow need's to come out with some credible JJ info before you even consider him.Posted on 1/14/09 at 8:57 am to BackWoodsTiger
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I thought you were finally gonna promote yourself in the new year.
Unfortunately, the gods have a sick sense of humor. They enjoy my "in limbo" status. They make me work for freaking peanuts while hanging the carrot in front of me. I swear to Christ I'm on the Biggest Loser and just don't know it yet. These guys just consider me a fat bastard for their enjoyment.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:00 am to Linkovich
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Unfortunately, the gods have a sick sense of humor. They enjoy my "in limbo" status. They make me work for freaking peanuts while hanging the carrot in front of me. I swear to Christ I'm on the Biggest Loser and just don't know it yet. These guys just consider me a fat bastard for their enjoyment.
I also enjoy Luke's one-liners, witicisms, and put downs of rantards intruding on the recruiting board...appoint him sheriff, give him authority to clean up this board.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:02 am to Linkovich
Your perseverance will pay off kind sir....Well not really. They will continue to use you. But their info is good so we will do nothing to help you for fear they will not post anymore. Boats and ho's Link, Boats and hoe's.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:03 am to FAN4LSU
I'll tell you what. The RAT squad takes dedication. My finger is already sore from all of the RA-ing I've been doing this morning.
I'm the village optimist but I'm also the first one to become outraged and I can certainly bring the attitude if I need to.
I'm the village optimist but I'm also the first one to become outraged and I can certainly bring the attitude if I need to.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:04 am to BackWoodsTiger
Dear Almighty Linko, you say you do have a position on the RAT. But how can you deny aplications? I forward my APP again, but only change to it is that I will bring the strippers so after the meetings me and you can see them strip!!
Signed, Your Neighbor
Signed, Your Neighbor
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:04 am to OldIowaTiger
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I'm the village optimist but I'm also the first one to become outraged and I can certainly bring the attitude if I need to.
So sayeth the Optimism God.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:09 am to FAN4LSU
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Dear Almighty Linko, you say you do have a position on the RAT. But how can you deny aplications?
Application denied twice. Again, I don't have a position and your reading apprehension still sucks. I have already posted this...
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It's not me buddy. I'm not even on the team. I'm simply a mediator. You think the Squad has enough time to dabble with our peasantry. Think of it this way. Their the Gods and I'm Hercules minus the good looks, six pack abs, and arse kicking ability. I have the ability to communicated with the Gods and the commons. I'm basically a recruiting slave with a decoder ring
therefore, I make no decisions, yet I only speak for the gods. Their voices combine a sweet serenity of wholesome goodness with a hint of virgin tastyness. If you, as a mere mortal, heard their pure voices, I'm pretty sure it would equate to Hiroshima. Egg used this analogy without a smirk on his face.
And this is your second denial. I'm pretty sure a thrice denial ends up with a lightning bolt or some shite.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:13 am to BackWoodsTiger
I nominate myself.
I have a BA in Psychology (so I can spot a rantard from miles away), have good interpersonal skills, and am proficient at using the internet and ignoring my real job. I don't have the inside dope on recruits or memberships on premium sights, and if that's a must for the position then you can eat me. I like ballroom dancing, long walks on the beach, and ping pong. I look forward to new experiences and promise to meet the challenges of this position with excitement and a determination to better myself, and in doing so, hope to better the recruiting board at Tigerdroppings... or at least provide a few laughs by chastising those who deserve it. Gentleman (and ladies), thank you for your time. Godspeed.
For your consideration... CTex Tiger.
Change you can believe in... jackasses.
I have a BA in Psychology (so I can spot a rantard from miles away), have good interpersonal skills, and am proficient at using the internet and ignoring my real job. I don't have the inside dope on recruits or memberships on premium sights, and if that's a must for the position then you can eat me. I like ballroom dancing, long walks on the beach, and ping pong. I look forward to new experiences and promise to meet the challenges of this position with excitement and a determination to better myself, and in doing so, hope to better the recruiting board at Tigerdroppings... or at least provide a few laughs by chastising those who deserve it. Gentleman (and ladies), thank you for your time. Godspeed.
For your consideration... CTex Tiger.
Change you can believe in... jackasses.
This post was edited on 1/14/09 at 9:15 am
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:16 am to TheHiddenFlask
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8) I spent a half an hour stumbling around Lexington Kentucky screaming "Go to hell ole miss" at UK students.
I had a buddy do that same thing to Ga. Tech fans at the Peach Bowl when Rohan went off in the 2nd half. Then again, my buddy ended up pissing himself twice that night.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:17 am to Linkovich
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And this is your second denial. I'm pretty sure a thrice denial ends up with a lightning bolt or some shite.
I'm humbled by the omnipotent one's and I bask in the greatness of their messenger. Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:18 am to dreaux
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All you have to do is talk to my girlfriend. She will tell you how dedicated i am at lsu recruiting
Yeah, but can you suck your own pecker like that monkey in your avatar?
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:23 am to Linkovich
I'm begging almighty LINKO !!! PLEASE PLEASE, may the internal Gods speak my name to you ASAP!!! I forgot one thing, I did receive my masters degree from your favorite team. Will that help ??? OH ! I did have my V8 today!!!
Posted on 1/14/09 at 9:26 am to FAN4LSU
quote:If that V8 wasnt used to make a bloody mary then ur screwed.
OH ! I did have my V8 today!!!
Posted on 1/14/09 at 3:57 pm to Linkovich
since the possibility of RAT squad membership seems to have died a lonely death, I would like to start a supervisory group for RAT. This would be RAT SH&IT.
Recruiting Assistance Team Supervisory Harrasment & Instructional Technicians.
The sole purpose of RAT SH&IT is to supervise, harass and offer instruction to the RAT members.
I am proud to call myself the founding member of
RAT SH&IT.
This position requires high moral character, join if you dare.
Recruiting Assistance Team Supervisory Harrasment & Instructional Technicians.
The sole purpose of RAT SH&IT is to supervise, harass and offer instruction to the RAT members.
I am proud to call myself the founding member of
RAT SH&IT.
This position requires high moral character, join if you dare.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:15 pm to Pele
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am proud to call myself the founding member of
RAT SH&IT.
This position requires high moral character, join if you dare.
Can I join? I'm sick and tired of being donkey punched by the Squad. I try and I try and all they do is screw with me. I even tried turning in my own application. Books took a shite with it and Rohan sucker punched me in the tit. I went down hard. OIT acted like he was going to pick me up and when I reached for his hand, he quickly retracted it. He ran it through his hair and exclaimed, "Scike." I was hurt on so many levels.
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:17 pm to Linkovich
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luke4lsu - being evaluated
belowpar - Doesn't do recruiting although he does mingle with the recruiting God's.
dodd - has yet to apply
theegg - He is so super pissed at you right now. Did you even look at the sig?
slopro - no application
derbytigah - no application.
Apex - no application
Am I still the only one being evaluated??
Link, I think the stars have aligned for your decision makers, brah.
This post was edited on 1/14/09 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:19 pm to BackWoodsTiger
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And I think Luke is damn close to the wittiest poster we have so I'm throwing in a vote for him.
You hear that, Link.
The emotions of the prols are starting to bubble...
Posted on 1/14/09 at 4:22 pm to Luke4LSU
Everything I know about LSU football I learned from the Rant. Wait what is this application for again? No matter I'm off to start a new RR thread.
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