Debate: At what age do you not trust a fart?

I’m not at that age yet (I hope). But I bet that first time it happens and you learn that lesson is an absolute wild ride.

i think over 40 is a good start point - I know when I hit 40, I stopped trusting them - as I approach 50 - when I feel the need - I immediately expect the worst

I eat great. One protein, 2 cups of vegetables during the week, and on weekends, I splurge

Only sharted once in my life. Luckily was home alone.

Taught me a valuable lesson.

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Only sharted once in my life

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My most epic of sharts was actually when I was in the best shape of my life. Still playing baseball, working out 5 days a week.

I was on my lunch break and ate at home on a fine fall day. Once I finished eating, I went outside to enjoy some grizzly straight and the weather on the porch. I was kicked back with my feet propped up and piled up my britches real good.

How can you not tell the difference between an air biscuit and a turd?

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I sharted at work once. It was hell getting out of my building to the parking garage. Closest I ever came to a nervous breakdown.

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would say upper 30s/early 40s. I've thrown away a lot of under-drawers because I soiled them. Most of the time at home. I pooped myself on a short 5 minute drive once. Was stuck in a drive through line. Crapped, grabbed my coffee from the window and headed home to clean myself up.

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Name checks out ! (Crappy Pants)