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18-year-old guy from Maine places an ad looking for a wife in 1865.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:20 pm
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Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:21 pm to Street Hawk
shite...now I have to know what happened!
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:22 pm to Street Hawk
No one told him yet that the blow jobs stop.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:22 pm to Street Hawk
Pussy was still undefeated back then also.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:22 pm to Street Hawk
That'd probably catch a few on the dating apps.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:23 pm to Street Hawk
I bet a bunch of these rag tag ugly MFers walking around today are descendents of people that married for wheat fields without considering looks 
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:24 pm to Street Hawk
Who the frick is Andy Johnson? Ol Baw seems like quite the catch.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:24 pm to Street Hawk
"Would plow"
"Would churn her butter"
"Would seed her down"
-If the OT existed in 1865
"Would churn her butter"
"Would seed her down"
-If the OT existed in 1865
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:24 pm to UncleRuckus
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Andy Johnson
Andrew Johnson, that cocksucker.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:25 pm to RummelTiger
quote:Spoiler Alert: He was slain by a Rebel bullet to the face in the Battle of Appomattox...
shite...now I have to know what happened!
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:25 pm to Street Hawk
18 years old. this kid was a go-getter. Ambitious fella.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:26 pm to Street Hawk
He lost me at "Andy Johnson."
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:28 pm to Street Hawk
Damn Yankee 
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:28 pm to Street Hawk
Is he at least 6 feet tall?
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:30 pm to Street Hawk
This guy owned 18 acres at 18 and everyone today says boomers were spoon fed.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:31 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:5'10"
Is he at least 6 feet tall?
5'11.5" with shoes
claims to be 6'
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:31 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
quote:I had no idea anyone ever called him that
He lost me at "Andy Johnson."
or even thought of him as an informal "Andy"
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:31 pm to RandomPoster
quote:
This guy owned 18 acres at 18 and everyone today says boomers were spoon fed.
frick entitlements, gimme back the Homestead Act.
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:33 pm to Street Hawk
1865 there weren’t a lot of fit and able men just hanging around
He must have been ugly as shite or tarded up to have to put such a transactional ad in the paper for a wife when men were in such short supply
He must have been ugly as shite or tarded up to have to put such a transactional ad in the paper for a wife when men were in such short supply
Posted on 10/23/24 at 7:34 pm to RummelTiger
quote:
shite...now I have to know what happened!
I think TLC wrote a song about it in the ‘90s.
Speaking of…what does “purchasing waterfalls” mean in the 19th century?
This post was edited on 10/23/24 at 7:35 pm
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