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Good news - no more crime in BR!

Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:23 am
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:23 am
I live on a dead end block in a quiet neighborhood. It's rare to see even one cop car. So when six of them rolled past my house will full sirens blaring and lights ablaze, I thought maybe something was up. Turns out, so did all the neighbors.

There are no banks at the end of my street. Or post offices. Or storefront businesses of any kind. It was natural to conclude there was a guy with a gun about to start shooting sxxt up. The neighbors thought the same..And when they got on the PA and demanded that whomever they were addressing surrender himself with his hands in the air, seemed to confirm our suspicions.

Turns out - child's birthday party! Yay! My old neighbor with the Alzheimer's enjoyed having the sxxt scared of her, and who likes to sleep in on a Saturday morning? No one.

By my count - BRPD has 6 too many police units.
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 11:25 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15584 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:24 am to
Dear Facebook…
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
50139 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:24 am to
Do you know what they were responding to or who called it in?

ETA
Not taking up for BRPD in any way
Just curious if someone called in a domestic dispute or noise complaint
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 11:26 am
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:25 am to
Here let me finish that for you.

quote:

Dear Facebook…I haven't told anyone yet, but I am gay.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36132 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Do you know what they were responding to or who called it in

Sorry, I wasn't clear. It was a performance put on for a child's birthday.


Maybe next year they can do a Brave Cave themed party.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
50139 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:29 am to
That’s pretty crappy of the parents to not let the neighbors know
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
13247 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:32 am to
Who allows this type crap and who is getting paid to do it?
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4358 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:34 am to
Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

No gives a shite if you could not sleep in. Grown men get up early, son.

Original poster is the ultimate Karen and is soft as cotton.

GFY.
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 11:36 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56885 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Turns out - child's birthday party!

There are shootings at these all the time in north Baton Rouge
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30874 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:38 am to
The PoPo certainly haven't tried to do anything about the crotch rockets and muscle cars drag racing down Airline Hwy between Tara and Broadmoor at 2-3 AM the last two nights.

Embarrassing..right in front of the PoPo station.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16775 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:38 am to
Congrats. You entered the part of your life where pranks upset you so much you have to complain on the internet to strangers. I can’t wait until I’m retired too
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
33971 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:40 am to
So anyways this morning *bunch if bitch noises* I'm like totally mad and I wanted to sleep in like ugh!!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53509 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:45 am to
There’s no way you’re a real tuba player if you can’t say or type ‘shite’ out.

fricking disgrace to tuba players.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2280 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:50 am to
You're a pussy in every post, if nothing else, you're consistent
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6579 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:52 am to
Did you type out sxxt twice?
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6579 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:53 am to
quote:

fricking disgrace to tuba players.

Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37682 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 11:57 am to
I lost 30 seconds of my life reading this useless post.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3555 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 12:38 pm to
Some are probably the popo. Not like Brian in FF undercover. But just assholes being obnoxious.
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
1199 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 1:29 pm to
What time was this? I have a hard time anyone plans a birthday party before 10am…

If you’re not up by then- I feel sorry for you. Unless
You work nights… then ignore this!
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84839 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

No gives a shite if you could not sleep in. Grown men get up early, son.


Being 150 lbs overweight and smoking weed until 4 am doesn’t exactly lend itself to getting up early.
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