Any juicy Vegas stories?

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BabyTac

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Perv

I took my family to Vegas, hoping for a fun-filled escape. As the head of my family, I aimed to create unforgettable memories, but chaos ensued from the start. My wife (no pics) and our kids, had their own ideas about how to enjoy the city.

My son, eager to experience Vegas nightlife, got a fake ID, which led to a series of wild misadventures, like losing him in a casino and getting entangled with eccentric people. My attempts to keep the family together often led to hilarious disasters, including a narrow escape from a mobster.

Despite the mayhem, I realized that our shared experiences, even the embarrassing ones, brought us closer together. In the end, our Vegas trip wasn’t the glamorous getaway I had envisioned, but it turned out to be a memorable adventure that strengthened our family bonds.

Wow. That could almost be a movie.

Couple of my buddies went and while the wives were getting ready in the room they decided to head down to the bar. One of my friends said there was this beautiful lady on the elevator that they figured was a call girl. One of them asked what he could get for $100 and she just gave him a go to hell look. Later on they were standing outside the casino with their wives and that same girl walked up to one of my friends and pointed at his wife and said THAT is was you get for $100.

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I took my family to Vegas, hoping for a fun-filled escape.

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I got this far into your post and thought “he’s about to do a Vegas Vacation bit”

Me and a buddy went. After the game we were pretty pissed. So we decided to go hit up the blackjack tables at a local casino. We got caught counting cards. They beat the shite out of my buddy in a back room, and broke his hand with a hammer. I almost made it out with the money but these assholes used a cattle prod on me. Long story short, we made it out alive, but I am never going to vegas again.

We were playing blackjack at planet Hollywood late Sunday night, couple funny stories:

1. Friend was in the bathroom washing his hands when he heard a thunderous noise. A drunk had ripped the door off of one of the stalls bc he claimed to security that it was “stuck”.

2. Couple random guys joined our blackjack table. The dealer was a redhead with a healthy chest. One of the randoms decides to make small talk with the dealer with this suave line, “do you have to tell guys that your eyes are up here?” It went over pretty much how’d you expect.

Didn't go to the game, but had an interesting trip to LV a couple of years ago on a work trip. Last night there my plan was to play a little BJ, grab a bite and then get some sleep bc I had a red eye flight home the next morning. I'm sitting at 1st base at a $25 table and a very attractive Hispanic woman joins at 3rd base. She starts talking to a woman sitting at a different table directly behind me. So, I turn and ask the lady behind me how she knows the woman at my table. She says they're sisters and she's married but her sister is single. So, I fire a shot and from across the table say "Your sister says you're single." She says she is. So I ask "Have you had dinner yet?" She says "No, I no eat yet." I ask her to dinner and she says yes. We find a nice restaurant in the casino but don't even make it past the appetizers before she's getting super flirty. Fast forward to 3am and I'm walking her back to her room. No sleep, but I had a decent Vegas story to bring home with me and it didn't cost me a dime. We talked a few times afterwards, but she lived in Cali so nothing more ever came of it.

Which one of you baws got your arse beat? Someone had a fresh shiner Monday morning at the airport