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DAT 8/18: Astros (Frambaw) vs White Sox (Bush) 1:10 CT SCHN
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:32 am
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:32 am
An upset victory last night leads to another DAT today. Against all odds and eye tests and back of baseball cards, this team somehow has a 4 game lead in the division. Let’s hope we see Whitcomb again and good/happy Framber
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:37 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
I love Hunter Brown. Really want to watch him pitch a big game in the playoffs
Posted on 8/18/24 at 9:14 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
We rightfully give the Astros shite for losing twice to the White Sox, but it could be worse. Cleveland, which is a half-game out of the best record in the AL, is 5-5 against the White Sox this season.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:20 am to Domeskeller
**Title:** *Curveballs & Consequences: Part 2*
**Scene:** The same suburban Houston living room. **Dad** is sitting on the couch, casually flipping through channels. **Houston (Astros)** enters, chest puffed out, peacocking with every step. He’s got an exaggerated swagger, clearly feeling on top of the world. Behind him, his new friend **Shay** (a confident teen in matching Astros gear) enters, also peacocking with some fresh Astros swag.
---
**Astros** (loudly, beating his chest): Who’s the champ now, huh? (mimicking an announcer) "Astros come roaring back to CRUSH the White Sox!" That’s how you do it!
**Shay** (echoing the energy): We’re so back, baw! That was a beatdown. Just like old times!
**Dad** (looks up, confused by the commotion): Wait a minute, is this about the White Sox game?
**Astros** (strutting around the room): Heck yeah, it is! Sweet, sweet revenge, baby! We owned them last night.
**Shay** (joining in): Those White Sox didn’t know what hit 'em!
**Dad** (deadpan): You mean to tell me all this peacocking is because you beat the 30-94 White Sox?
**Astros** (stops mid-strut): Uh… yeah? We crushed it, Dad!
**Dad** (sighs, standing up): Alright, baws, let’s dial it down a notch. (motions for them to sit on the couch) Come on, have a seat.
**Astros** and **Shay** (both sit, looking at each other, slightly puzzled):
**Dad** (paces in front of them, dramatic Full House-style music begins to play): Look, boys, I’m proud of you for bouncing back. But beating the White Sox isn’t exactly the stuff legends are made of. I mean, they're 30-94. You’re *supposed* to beat them.
**Astros** (sheepishly): Yeah, but we needed that win, Dad. After that loss…
**Dad**: I get that, and it’s good you didn’t let one bad game turn into a slump. But let’s keep this in perspective. (pauses, then with emphasis) The real test is coming. You’ve got the Red Sox, the Orioles, the Phillies, and the Royals up next. That’s where we see what you’re made of.
**Shay**: We got this, baw! We’re so back, we’ll take ‘em all down.
**Dad** (chuckles): I like the confidence, Shay, but remember, it’s not about the easy wins. It’s about how you handle the tough ones. When you’re up against teams that’ll fight tooth and nail, that’s when you show what you’re really worth.
**Astros** (nodding slowly): You’re right, Dad. We can’t let up now.
**Dad**: Exactly. You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last. Remember, back in the 80s, Owlie got groped by Orbit on the field in front of everyone—embarrassing, sure, but did Owlie let that stop him? Nope! He kept on going, just like you have to.
**Shay** (grinning): Owlie was a legend.
**Dad** (smiling): You bet he was. And now it’s your turn to write your own story. But it won’t be about beating the White Sox. It’ll be about what you do against the real competition. So go out there, play hard, and don’t forget—stay humble.
**Astros** (standing up, determined): Thanks, Dad. We’ll be ready.
**Shay** (standing too, with swagger): Let’s show ‘em what we’re made of, baw.
**Dad** (with a nod): That’s what I like to hear. We’re so back, boys. Now, let’s go make Houston proud.
---
**End Scene**
**Scene:** The same suburban Houston living room. **Dad** is sitting on the couch, casually flipping through channels. **Houston (Astros)** enters, chest puffed out, peacocking with every step. He’s got an exaggerated swagger, clearly feeling on top of the world. Behind him, his new friend **Shay** (a confident teen in matching Astros gear) enters, also peacocking with some fresh Astros swag.
---
**Astros** (loudly, beating his chest): Who’s the champ now, huh? (mimicking an announcer) "Astros come roaring back to CRUSH the White Sox!" That’s how you do it!
**Shay** (echoing the energy): We’re so back, baw! That was a beatdown. Just like old times!
**Dad** (looks up, confused by the commotion): Wait a minute, is this about the White Sox game?
**Astros** (strutting around the room): Heck yeah, it is! Sweet, sweet revenge, baby! We owned them last night.
**Shay** (joining in): Those White Sox didn’t know what hit 'em!
**Dad** (deadpan): You mean to tell me all this peacocking is because you beat the 30-94 White Sox?
**Astros** (stops mid-strut): Uh… yeah? We crushed it, Dad!
**Dad** (sighs, standing up): Alright, baws, let’s dial it down a notch. (motions for them to sit on the couch) Come on, have a seat.
**Astros** and **Shay** (both sit, looking at each other, slightly puzzled):
**Dad** (paces in front of them, dramatic Full House-style music begins to play): Look, boys, I’m proud of you for bouncing back. But beating the White Sox isn’t exactly the stuff legends are made of. I mean, they're 30-94. You’re *supposed* to beat them.
**Astros** (sheepishly): Yeah, but we needed that win, Dad. After that loss…
**Dad**: I get that, and it’s good you didn’t let one bad game turn into a slump. But let’s keep this in perspective. (pauses, then with emphasis) The real test is coming. You’ve got the Red Sox, the Orioles, the Phillies, and the Royals up next. That’s where we see what you’re made of.
**Shay**: We got this, baw! We’re so back, we’ll take ‘em all down.
**Dad** (chuckles): I like the confidence, Shay, but remember, it’s not about the easy wins. It’s about how you handle the tough ones. When you’re up against teams that’ll fight tooth and nail, that’s when you show what you’re really worth.
**Astros** (nodding slowly): You’re right, Dad. We can’t let up now.
**Dad**: Exactly. You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last. Remember, back in the 80s, Owlie got groped by Orbit on the field in front of everyone—embarrassing, sure, but did Owlie let that stop him? Nope! He kept on going, just like you have to.
**Shay** (grinning): Owlie was a legend.
**Dad** (smiling): You bet he was. And now it’s your turn to write your own story. But it won’t be about beating the White Sox. It’ll be about what you do against the real competition. So go out there, play hard, and don’t forget—stay humble.
**Astros** (standing up, determined): Thanks, Dad. We’ll be ready.
**Shay** (standing too, with swagger): Let’s show ‘em what we’re made of, baw.
**Dad** (with a nod): That’s what I like to hear. We’re so back, boys. Now, let’s go make Houston proud.
---
**End Scene**
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:20 am to Domeskeller
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Holy shite…a true Dusty special. They may get no hit. Has a potential duration of an hour and 45 minutes or less.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:23 am to Uncle Mike23
That lineup is something....
OP needs to update thread title to Chicago White Sox vs. Sugarland Space Cowboys
OP needs to update thread title to Chicago White Sox vs. Sugarland Space Cowboys
This post was edited on 8/18/24 at 10:24 am
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:25 am to Uncle Mike23
Jake Meyers cleanup? This might be the worst Astros lineup I’ve seen in some time
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:26 am to DalenSA
Mother of god
Reminiscent of that time Dusty started Maldy at first base
Reminiscent of that time Dusty started Maldy at first base
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:29 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
**Post-Credits Scene:**
**Scene:** The same living room. **Dad (Rick)** is sitting down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, remote in hand, excited to watch the Astros game. He turns on the TV, the Astros pre-game show is on. The camera pans to the lineup card being displayed on the screen.
**Rick** (reading the lineup out loud): Altuve, Peña, Yainer… (his voice trails off as he realizes what he’s seeing) … Jake batting cleanup!? Bregman still out? (pause) Oh no, where’s Yordan?
**He stares at the screen in disbelief as the camera zooms in on his face. Slowly, a resigned smile creeps onto his face.**
**Rick** (shaking his head, chuckling softly): It’s so over.
**He clicks off the TV, stands up, and walks out of the room, still smiling to himself.**
---
**End Scene**
**Scene:** The same living room. **Dad (Rick)** is sitting down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, remote in hand, excited to watch the Astros game. He turns on the TV, the Astros pre-game show is on. The camera pans to the lineup card being displayed on the screen.
**Rick** (reading the lineup out loud): Altuve, Peña, Yainer… (his voice trails off as he realizes what he’s seeing) … Jake batting cleanup!? Bregman still out? (pause) Oh no, where’s Yordan?
**He stares at the screen in disbelief as the camera zooms in on his face. Slowly, a resigned smile creeps onto his face.**
**Rick** (shaking his head, chuckling softly): It’s so over.
**He clicks off the TV, stands up, and walks out of the room, still smiling to himself.**
---
**End Scene**
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:45 am to Uncle Mike23
That’s Espada bending over and spreading his cheeks for a micro penis. I hope Framber has a 27 out no no in him today.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:49 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Ridiculous lineup.
Is Yed hurt? First they pull him from a 3 run game in the 7th, then sit him altogether the next day.
Is Yed hurt? First they pull him from a 3 run game in the 7th, then sit him altogether the next day.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:53 am to Obi-Wan Tiger
quote:
Is Yed hurt? First they pull him from a 3 run game in the 7th, then sit him altogether the next day.
Just trying to think along with Espada, Yed has been in the lineup practically every day. Maybe he wants to give him a day off before we get into the upcoming big boy part of the schedule.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:55 am to texastiger38
JAKE BATTING CLEANUP
WHAT THE frick
WHAT THE frick
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:56 am to Obi-Wan Tiger
He was moving pretty slow last night. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if the knees are sore but I’m guessing they want to wait to IL him until Tucker is back
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:57 am to texastiger38
Yes, just forcing a day off prior to some hugely important games. Would’ve liked to see Peña get a day as well, but hopefully no excuses for them in the next few series.
ETA: Espada said nothing wrong with Yed, just a routine day off. Translation:

ETA: Espada said nothing wrong with Yed, just a routine day off. Translation:

This post was edited on 8/18/24 at 11:20 am
Posted on 8/18/24 at 11:20 am to Uncle Mike23
Good points from all.
I think it’s the combination of having Yed out, but also sitting Caratini and Singleton (who would imagine the day when I would want Singleton in there) while Dezenzo, Leon and shitdick Chas are playing.
I think it’s the combination of having Yed out, but also sitting Caratini and Singleton (who would imagine the day when I would want Singleton in there) while Dezenzo, Leon and shitdick Chas are playing.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 11:25 am to Obi-Wan Tiger
Just looking ahead at the schedule, it really doesn't let up into September . After today it's
3 vs Red Sox
4 @ Orioles
3 @ Phillies
4 vs KC
3 @ Cincy
3 vs Dbacks
3 vs A's
3 @ Angels
3 @ Padres
4 vs Angels
3 vs Seattle
3 @ Cleveland
3 vs Red Sox
4 @ Orioles
3 @ Phillies
4 vs KC
3 @ Cincy
3 vs Dbacks
3 vs A's
3 @ Angels
3 @ Padres
4 vs Angels
3 vs Seattle
3 @ Cleveland
Posted on 8/18/24 at 11:27 am to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
Just looking ahead at the schedule, it really doesn't let up into September
Downright brutal.
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