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A Theory of Caitlin Clark
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:39 pm
Someone on Reddit asked why Clark was so popular and got downvoted a thousand times.
On the same night this week Angel played in a black basketball town in front of 3,200. Caitlin played in front 20,000+, a Vegas record. The Aces, back to back champs, had audibly quieter cheers than the Fever, a terrible team.
Her fan devotion is insane.
Then it hit me: Yes, CC is the most dynamic wbb player today but she is also all things to everyone.
For lesbians, she is just enough angular to appeal to their inmost masculine desires. Look at Britney Griner’s fondling hug with her last Sunday.
For black ballers, like LeBron and MJ and Barkley, her game reminds them of the boys, and they have paid their respects.
For hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy with her fiery love of basketball and midwestern nice humility. She doesn’t seem to want to undermine the patriarchy. She loves her daddy.
For liberal men she is a woman dominating headlines and raising all boats for black women.
For straight women, well, they are her biggest demographic.
For everyone else, she is her.
On the same night this week Angel played in a black basketball town in front of 3,200. Caitlin played in front 20,000+, a Vegas record. The Aces, back to back champs, had audibly quieter cheers than the Fever, a terrible team.
Her fan devotion is insane.
Then it hit me: Yes, CC is the most dynamic wbb player today but she is also all things to everyone.
For lesbians, she is just enough angular to appeal to their inmost masculine desires. Look at Britney Griner’s fondling hug with her last Sunday.
For black ballers, like LeBron and MJ and Barkley, her game reminds them of the boys, and they have paid their respects.
For hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy with her fiery love of basketball and midwestern nice humility. She doesn’t seem to want to undermine the patriarchy. She loves her daddy.
For liberal men she is a woman dominating headlines and raising all boats for black women.
For straight women, well, they are her biggest demographic.
For everyone else, she is her.
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Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:43 pm to Velocity80
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she is super sexy with her fiery love of basketball and midwestern nice humility
Nah. She just hoops
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:43 pm to Velocity80
How much does being a social media intern for the WNBA pay?
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:44 pm to Velocity80
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For hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy
lol
No
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:45 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:47 pm to Bunk Moreland
That’s like the 15th weirdest thing he said that day. That’s ya boy
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:47 pm to bee Rye
I think Caitlin is super sexy—-Italian and British (fiery passion and brains and good manners) are good bloodlines.
We love CC. She is America.
#Happy4th
We love CC. She is America.
#Happy4th
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:47 pm to Velocity80
we imagine life as a lesbian and shes our tay tay
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:51 pm to Velocity80
quote:damn y’all are down bad
hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:52 pm to Velocity80
It's not that hard to figure out.
The worst kept secret in marketing is you'll hit it big if you grab the 18-35 and middle age white women market. It's why the Taylor Swift and Stanley cups phenomena are what they are.
On top of that, despite her speaking out against it, she has been co-opted by the ultra conservative media as some alt-right political touchpoint, so she is grabbing that market of mostly middle-aged white dudes as well, which is why you see multiple Clark threads per day on here.
The third part is that she's the closest WNBA facsimile to Steph Curry which can be a fun watch when she's "feeling it". So her play on the court plays a part, however it's not as big of a part as the first two things mentioned.
The worst kept secret in marketing is you'll hit it big if you grab the 18-35 and middle age white women market. It's why the Taylor Swift and Stanley cups phenomena are what they are.
On top of that, despite her speaking out against it, she has been co-opted by the ultra conservative media as some alt-right political touchpoint, so she is grabbing that market of mostly middle-aged white dudes as well, which is why you see multiple Clark threads per day on here.
The third part is that she's the closest WNBA facsimile to Steph Curry which can be a fun watch when she's "feeling it". So her play on the court plays a part, however it's not as big of a part as the first two things mentioned.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:55 pm to Velocity80
Posted on 7/4/24 at 9:57 pm to Broski
OK, but middle aged white guys are the most accomplished and creative demographic in the history of the world.
Read Charles Murray’s “Human Accomplishment.”
If the demographic who invented everything you cherish is also devoted to supporting Caitlin Clark, then keep on keeping on.
Read Charles Murray’s “Human Accomplishment.”
If the demographic who invented everything you cherish is also devoted to supporting Caitlin Clark, then keep on keeping on.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:03 pm to Velocity80
vegas had to move to a bigger arena for the clark game.
lol, wnba champs couldnt sell out a big arena, and needed clark to get you in the big place
lol, wnba champs couldnt sell out a big arena, and needed clark to get you in the big place
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:03 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:09 pm to Velocity80
quote:
For hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy with her fiery love of basketball and midwestern nice humility. She doesn’t seem to want to undermine the patriarchy. She loves her daddy.
What in the flying frick
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:10 pm to Broski
quote:
On top of that, despite her speaking out against it, she has been co-opted by the ultra conservative media as some alt-right political touchpoint, so she is grabbing that market of mostly middle-aged white dudes as well, which is why you see multiple Clark threads per day on here.
This creep is trying the rhetorical sleight of hand of diminishing “middle aged white dudes” to geriatric Pacific Islanders.
You fool no one.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:14 pm to Velocity80
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For hot blooded straight conservative men, she is super sexy
Wut? She's not a manly lesbian like most women basketball players, but in no way is she sexy or hot or anything of that nature.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:15 pm to Velocity80
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Velocity80
Whose AI chat bot is this?
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:19 pm to Velocity80
Her appeal?
She makes shots from basically half court…regularly. While other women can barely make layups.
She makes shots from basically half court…regularly. While other women can barely make layups.
Posted on 7/4/24 at 10:28 pm to graychef
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Her appeal? She makes shots from basically half court…regularly. While other women can barely make layups.
But she’s a better playmaker and floor general than she is a shooter. She plays fast and runs better than anyone.
But she’s also the most exciting shooter in the history of women’s basketball.
That’s Caitlin.
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