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Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:15 pm
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7333 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:15 pm
Coming in small and hot



Who in Denham Spring has any extra ticket to visit La16 so I can get to visit my unicorn Bridget the Midget? Ill play for beer

Is this address a strip club?

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:17 pm to
Since they're midgets the cover charge should be half off
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37682 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:28 pm to
I have to be honest, i'm probably smashing
Posted by MTNviewTiger
Member since May 2024
129 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:30 pm to
It says one of em is 5’0”?????

Isn't that the average Guatemalan woman?
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2850 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Since they're midgets the cover charge should be half off


That’s a low blow.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
16764 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:35 pm to
They should have them wrestle.




This post was edited on 5/24/24 at 9:48 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13308 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6034 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:48 pm to
Aren't little people bad luck? Like a banana on a boat?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4396 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:51 pm to
I had a buddy who got a handy from a small stripper at Illusions in Woodville. He said it made it look really big.
Posted by OllaTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2006
261 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:53 pm to
Former Tigers/Giants pitcher Brian Wilson approves
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3936 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:53 pm to
Does 5’0” qualify to be a fidget?
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7333 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

buddy who got a handy from a small stripper at Illusions in Woodville. He said it made it look really big
my goal in life will be achieved june 1 2024
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4226 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Ill play for beer


What do u play, the meat flute?
Posted by Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
Between Your Ears
Member since Aug 2005
3807 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 11:04 pm to
Saw Bridget the midget several years ago in Fayetteville before the LSU Arky game. Friend of mine was excited I was very underwhelmed by her.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104046 posts
Posted on 5/24/24 at 11:47 pm to
I knew a girl in HS who said she was phobid of midgets. Nobody believed her until they showed her a picture of one and she had a full on panic attack.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4225 posts
Posted on 5/25/24 at 12:36 am to
quote:

I knew a girl in HS who said she was phobid of midgets. Nobody believed her until they showed her a picture of one and she had a full on panic attack.


Some people are just so dramatic about little things
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22786 posts
Posted on 5/25/24 at 12:36 am to
I wish I had listened to an entire song in head instead of opening another OT thread.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30732 posts
Posted on 5/25/24 at 2:24 am to
quote:

I had a buddy who got a handy from a small stripper at Illusions in Woodville. He said it made it look really big.

quote:

illusions in Woodville.

Name definitely checks out.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 5/25/24 at 4:04 am to
The depravity of beating off to a dwarf, hell yeah. Hold me closer tiny dancer but let's hope your hubby and his six buddies dont come home
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2135 posts
Posted on 5/25/24 at 6:00 am to
Doyle Hargreaves does not approve.
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