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re: Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa
Posted on 4/9/24 at 7:27 am to LSUDVM1999
Posted on 4/9/24 at 7:27 am to LSUDVM1999
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Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa
So what are the names of the elite black/African experts that the race baiters will send out, to the likes of MSNBC, to counter this attack on their grift??
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:01 pm to LSUDVM1999
Evolution thoughts:
1) Evolutionary step changes are fascinating. The substeps hold no advantage. Take flight for instance: If you don’t have wings it’s in your evolutionary interest as a species to NOT jump off of stuff and try flying. However, if you have wings, they’re a hindrance unless you also have no fear of fear of jumping off stuff and flying.
So then the world was waiting for a small dinosaur to be born with wings as a birth defect who was simultaneously suicidal, just to jump off a tree and find out he starts gliding instead of falling and is bad at that suicide thing.
Also, that birth defect has to NOT make you less attractive to your the opposite sex of your original species. You can fly all you want, but if the ladies don’t want you anywhere near their eggs you’re SOL for passing that trait on. This then means you might have to be born with a propensity to rape.
So this is what birds were waiting on: A suicidal dinosaur rapist with a hideous birth defect.
2) As bad as modern politics are, can you imagine what they’d be like if there were several surviving hominid species? (I know Geico explored that one in commercials). But I want an expose on the ethics of keeping Neanderthals in zoos banging on the glass screaming “Look! I can talk arsehole!”
And does Hitler send Neanderthals (as sub-human shields) to the front lines or to the gas chambers (as sub-humans) in this timeline?
1) Evolutionary step changes are fascinating. The substeps hold no advantage. Take flight for instance: If you don’t have wings it’s in your evolutionary interest as a species to NOT jump off of stuff and try flying. However, if you have wings, they’re a hindrance unless you also have no fear of fear of jumping off stuff and flying.
So then the world was waiting for a small dinosaur to be born with wings as a birth defect who was simultaneously suicidal, just to jump off a tree and find out he starts gliding instead of falling and is bad at that suicide thing.
Also, that birth defect has to NOT make you less attractive to your the opposite sex of your original species. You can fly all you want, but if the ladies don’t want you anywhere near their eggs you’re SOL for passing that trait on. This then means you might have to be born with a propensity to rape.
So this is what birds were waiting on: A suicidal dinosaur rapist with a hideous birth defect.
2) As bad as modern politics are, can you imagine what they’d be like if there were several surviving hominid species? (I know Geico explored that one in commercials). But I want an expose on the ethics of keeping Neanderthals in zoos banging on the glass screaming “Look! I can talk arsehole!”
And does Hitler send Neanderthals (as sub-human shields) to the front lines or to the gas chambers (as sub-humans) in this timeline?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:05 pm to LSUDVM1999
Do you guys even Robert Sepehr?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:23 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa
How did I miss 10 pages of this?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:50 pm to LSUDVM1999
this thread is some of the dumbest collection of posts I've ever read on this board
holy shite
holy shite
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:24 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa
Is this good or bad? How does this help me win an argument on the Internet?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 6:43 pm to LSUDVM1999
But, but, the cradle of civilization
Posted on 4/9/24 at 9:36 pm to LSUDVM1999
Dang! Well there go my reparashions!!
Posted on 4/10/24 at 12:59 pm to LSUDVM1999
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upending a scientific consensus
Ahh, this again.
Posted on 4/10/24 at 8:25 pm to LSUDVM1999
Uhh
This post was edited on 5/15/24 at 5:56 am
Posted on 4/11/24 at 2:51 pm to LSUDVM1999
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controversial idea
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suggested
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may have
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potentially
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Darwin also speculated
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could also have
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supports this theory
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he speculates that it could represent
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could be a hominin
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the Nikiti ape may be
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may have evolved
But I'm the simple minded idiot, because I have faith in the fact that God created man in his own image. Two religions. One relies on the Creator and his infinite wisdom and omniscience, the other relies on His creation and the arrogance and narcissism with which it bestows knowledge upon itself.
Posted on 4/11/24 at 4:05 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa
The fossils are about to get cancelled.
Posted on 4/11/24 at 4:32 pm to LSUDVM1999
Do you really think we are the same subspecies as them?
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:04 pm to LSUDVM1999
Were created and placed in the Garden of Eden….
Posted on 4/12/24 at 4:37 pm to LSUDVM1999
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apes, the ancestors of humans, evolved
BS.
Can’t take any of that seriously.
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