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Star Trek: Who pulled more tail during their respective missions?

Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:25 pm
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17325 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:25 pm
Captain Kirk or Commander Riker?

I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
48739 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:41 pm to
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I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.




Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6437 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:43 pm to
On screen, it was Kirk. Riker was hamstrung by his on again/off again relationship with Deana Troi.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
36340 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:51 pm to
Kirk was like the sailors on the Bounty when they hit Tahiti.

Every new world Kirk found, first thing he'd do is hook up with the Natives.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
38452 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 2:54 pm to
Neither was very discerning and would nail anything that moved - and I’m not sure that was an actual requirement.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36517 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:50 pm to
McCoy.

They didn't call him Bones for nothin'.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
2281 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:54 pm to
Kirk, Riker is gay
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1498 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 3:54 pm to
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Commander Riker

He swung both ways.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
69875 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:07 pm to
did kirk ever bring back a sex toy that almost took out the entire ship?

Virgin Wesley saved the day
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16569 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 4:12 pm to
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I gotta go Kirk. It seemed like he had a new one every episode.




Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
26247 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:17 pm to
The real question is what would the galaxy look like if Riker served under Kirk?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
145396 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 5:41 pm to
Do green chicks count?
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31529 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:06 pm to
Average or total?

If total, the edge goes to Riker for being in the game longer (7 seasons vs 3)
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
28343 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:22 pm to
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I gotta go Kirk.





TBH, I'd give Riker his due had he not fallen for an androgenous they/them alien in one ep.
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
259 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:07 am to
Riker fricked anything that walked. Plus he sat down weird. Riker all day.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4306 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:08 am to
Kirk was all about introducing all the alien pussy to his prime directive.

Riker was pretty good at fricking chairs though.
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
1016 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:56 am to
Kirk - easily.

Android Andrea was yummy!

This post was edited on 3/27/24 at 7:59 am
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
13966 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 4:10 pm to
The new Kirk in Strang New Worlds admits to being a whore and has gotten his girlfriend, Carol pregnant. We know what Hampton him in Star Trek 3.
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