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Mystery pair of panties in my house
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:16 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:16 pm
Cliff's version: wife found a pair of panties in our dryer that weren't hers and didn't say anything. I found them assuming they were hers and said something and she told me they aren't hers. She is unconcerned about mystery panties. I'm concerned I'm gonna get stabbed
Ok so obviously I'm taking a risk of sullying my reputation as a poster by posting this here but a nearly unexplainable chain of events have occurred in my household and I need tOT to explain to me just how many Jody's my wife is banging
We live out in the country with no trash service so we burn most of our paper/cardboard trash to save making trips to the dump. We have a bucket in our garage we throw the stuff to be burned into and a couple weeks ago I carried it out to the barrel to burn it and I find a pair of panties in the bucket. I honestly didn't think much of it I just figured they were a worn out pair of Mrs. Wishin's or a a pair she was tired of or something and threw them in the burning barrel. We don't typically burn clothes but it's a thin pair of panties what the hell I reckoned. As I was finishing up burning everything I sort of amused myself bc I thought well if I ever had an affair and the chick left some panties or something I guess I could burn them to like destroy the evidence
Or whatever.
Just a stupid thought but thought to myself I'll have to tell Mrs. Wishn that by burning her old panties she gave me an idea on how to cover up an affair. Well I didn't remember to tell her this until tonight and when I did she said she had forgotten about them but actually they weren't her panties and she didn't know where they came from
When I asked her why she didn't say something she said she "trusts her husband" and didn't worry about it
Now, to be clear, I have not touched another woman during our entire marriage and with a 3 year old and a one year old we are very time limited.
But what the hell is the deal with Mrs. Wishin's response? What woman reacts that way when finding a pair of panties in the dryer that aren't hers? What possible explanation could there be for this? As I was baffled by the whole thing she seemed confused why I cared so much about where they came from. I said bc it brings me under suspicion and it's inexplicable where they could've came from.
She still didn't seem to get it and I asked her if she was messing with me and she said she wasn't which honestly she's not really the type to pull that type of joke
I'm at a loss. I've been around tOT for awhile and know that obviously she's banging somebody that isn't me and they are PIIHB and may even be multiple BBC's involved but even with all of that this is still a completely baffling situation
Is she gonna stab me in my sleep? What's going on here? I almost wish I had been banging someone cause at least I'd know where they came from
Anyways, I'm at your mercy OT. Do your worst
Ok so obviously I'm taking a risk of sullying my reputation as a poster by posting this here but a nearly unexplainable chain of events have occurred in my household and I need tOT to explain to me just how many Jody's my wife is banging
We live out in the country with no trash service so we burn most of our paper/cardboard trash to save making trips to the dump. We have a bucket in our garage we throw the stuff to be burned into and a couple weeks ago I carried it out to the barrel to burn it and I find a pair of panties in the bucket. I honestly didn't think much of it I just figured they were a worn out pair of Mrs. Wishin's or a a pair she was tired of or something and threw them in the burning barrel. We don't typically burn clothes but it's a thin pair of panties what the hell I reckoned. As I was finishing up burning everything I sort of amused myself bc I thought well if I ever had an affair and the chick left some panties or something I guess I could burn them to like destroy the evidence
Or whatever.
Just a stupid thought but thought to myself I'll have to tell Mrs. Wishn that by burning her old panties she gave me an idea on how to cover up an affair. Well I didn't remember to tell her this until tonight and when I did she said she had forgotten about them but actually they weren't her panties and she didn't know where they came from
When I asked her why she didn't say something she said she "trusts her husband" and didn't worry about it
Now, to be clear, I have not touched another woman during our entire marriage and with a 3 year old and a one year old we are very time limited.
But what the hell is the deal with Mrs. Wishin's response? What woman reacts that way when finding a pair of panties in the dryer that aren't hers? What possible explanation could there be for this? As I was baffled by the whole thing she seemed confused why I cared so much about where they came from. I said bc it brings me under suspicion and it's inexplicable where they could've came from.
She still didn't seem to get it and I asked her if she was messing with me and she said she wasn't which honestly she's not really the type to pull that type of joke
I'm at a loss. I've been around tOT for awhile and know that obviously she's banging somebody that isn't me and they are PIIHB and may even be multiple BBC's involved but even with all of that this is still a completely baffling situation
Is she gonna stab me in my sleep? What's going on here? I almost wish I had been banging someone cause at least I'd know where they came from
Anyways, I'm at your mercy OT. Do your worst
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:18 pm to Wishnitwas1998
How old were you in 1998, if I may?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:19 pm to davyjones
About 10
I guess you are trying to figure out how full of a life I'll have lived when she stabs me
I guess you are trying to figure out how full of a life I'll have lived when she stabs me
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:19 pm to Wishnitwas1998
tldr but grats on the secks
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:20 pm to Wishnitwas1998
All that thought and you missed the obvious answer, Jody is actually Janet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:21 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Your wife is bisexual, obviously. You missed an opportune time to ask for a threesome
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to Wishnitwas1998
No mystery.
They were her panties.
They were her panties.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
, Jody is actually Janet.
She actually joked about this when we were talking about it. She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi" and I said well then I'd just be mad you didn't tell me
Still doesn't make sense though, she could've just said the panties were here and I'd have never been the wiser
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Your wife licks carpet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:24 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Naw I was just gonna say if you were in your mid to late twenties in the year of 1998, I’d believe every aspect of this story. Because that’s just how we used to do it in ‘98. Panties every damn where. The mid to late nineties was a hoot. These boomer parents didn’t give a damn what you did! So just wanted to dig into that username a little further.
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:24 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
Your wife is bisexual, obviously. You missed an opportune time to ask for a threesome
See above post. We talked about that
And even if she wouldn't admit it she could've just said they were hers and I'd have never known
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
NO MAN knows EXACTLY how many panties his WIFE has...OR....what they look like. Sorry, brother.....but your wife just spilled the bag of groceries and an ORANGE fell on the floorboard.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Damn dude, she's fricking with you back for telling her you're day dreaming about having an affair and covering it up by burning the evidence.
Don't be a dolt!
Don't be a dolt!
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
My wife’s panties were waded up in the pocket of a sweat shirt one morning and when I was getting donuts for the kids. The oldest noticed them fall out as I was taking my wallet out. So, I had to say, “Look! Mom’s underwear! Must’ve gotten mixed up in the dryer.”
Oh, we laughed. Anywho..
Would’ve been really embarrassing if I’d been busted huffing them at a red light.
But, to your point.
She’s plotting to kill you.
Oh, we laughed. Anywho..
Would’ve been really embarrassing if I’d been busted huffing them at a red light.
But, to your point.
She’s plotting to kill you.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Okay I read it. Honestly your wife sounds like a very secure and emotionally intelligent lady. Well done.
But maybe...just maybe... and hear me out ... she's playing a prank on you to see your reaction because she read it in Cosmo (wtf...i just said Cosmo.. wtf me ) and thought it would be a good way to test you
But maybe...just maybe... and hear me out ... she's playing a prank on you to see your reaction because she read it in Cosmo (wtf...i just said Cosmo.. wtf me ) and thought it would be a good way to test you
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to Obtuse1
Women are attractive, men are not. Anyone surprised? (subtract anyone from the TX Pornhub ban thread.)
The fact that she may not be open with you is the bigger issue.
It's possible that you had a woman at a party/BBQ at your house, and may have pissed herself, or sharted, or something. If I shat myself before I got to a Buccees on a long drive, of course I'm throwing that in the garbage.
Hit on one of her friends you're attracted to and test the theory.
The fact that she may not be open with you is the bigger issue.
It's possible that you had a woman at a party/BBQ at your house, and may have pissed herself, or sharted, or something. If I shat myself before I got to a Buccees on a long drive, of course I'm throwing that in the garbage.
Hit on one of her friends you're attracted to and test the theory.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Just glad to be here.
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