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Texas Tech DB says, He Doesn't Believe In Space

Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:44 am
Posted by bamameister
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:44 am
"I don't believe in space," Tyler Owens said, at the NFL Combine, in a video posted on X by Bleacher Report's Brent Sobleski. "I'm real religious, so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and other stuff like that."

Kinda makes you wonder how our earth gets from point A to point B at about 67,000 MPH.

This guy could singlehandedly bring back the Wonderlic Test.

Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112494 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:48 am to
I always find these conspiracies the funniest because the replacement explanation for these things is always so much sillier and insane than the much more obvious answer to them
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79669 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:48 am to
quote:

"I don't believe in space,"


All those damn green screens! Where do Elon’s rockets go to then should’ve been the follow up
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
167136 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:49 am to
Space is fake bro
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48999 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:50 am to
quote:

I'm real religious

There wasn’t a doubt in my mind.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37740 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:51 am to
The internet has proven that lack of access information did not stunt the development or growth of minds. Some people are just fricking stupid.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 8:04 am
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7942 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:55 am to
quote:

"I used to believe in the heliocentric thing. Like we used to revolve around the sun and stuff, but then I started seeing flat earth stuff, and I was like, that's kind of interesting. They started bringing up some valid points. I mean, I don't know. It could be real. It could be bull. I don't know."


Another comment of his...

Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15851 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 7:58 am to
That’d be enough for me to skip him in the draft.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:02 am to
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10704 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:20 am to
If he can play in the NFL who cares about his religious beliefs. Cannot get more annoying than Tim Tebow.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
9851 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:23 am to
Space is a social construct baw
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:23 am to
The follow up question should have been about dinosaurs. You just know he thinks dinosaurs weren’t real and the bones were planted by Lucifer to cause doubt.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
54334 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:25 am to
That reminds me of this Texas Tech gem.
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12426 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:34 am to
He would fit in well around here. Hell, he probably already posts here.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15922 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:16 am to
You could take these people to space on a rocket and show them the moon and they would still deny it. Clearly you drugged me and projected these experiences into my brain
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
4885 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:36 am to
Just keep that shite to yourself young man. Secure the bag first
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
22037 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:29 am to
Remember that this guy’s vote has the same power as yours
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43157 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:39 am to
Then where is the Moon at? Where are the stars at?

Oh, and where is the Sun? I feel like we would know if the Sun were inside of our atmosphere since we would all be vaporized.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:43 am
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22970 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:41 pm to
Good for him, he gets it.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3631 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:21 pm to
But does space believe in him?
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