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Rex and Zulu

Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:04 pm
Rex been running parades in New Orleans since circa 1870
Zulu been running since circa 1930

Zulu starts its 43 float parade at 8:30 am. It rolls up Jackson to st charles and heads downtown. Fairly short route and a huge head start.

Rex runs a 28 float parade from Claiborne down Napoleon to st charles at 10:30 am start.
It seems like every year, Zulu holds up the entire procession. Their parade has an extremely slow pace and inevitably they have a breakdown.
I saw a few floats this year in Zulu with only a few guys onboard.

For centuries, rex pulls in front of its court and delivers a toast. It’s a special moment.
This year, rex got downtown to toast its court after 4pm so they couldn’t carry out a generational tradition.

I’d like to think there’s a remedy here. Zulu appears to be the problem.

I like the fact that the city has a historically black parade on Mardi Gras day. I like to think they can coordinate all parades to run smoothly.

But evidently they cannot.

I suggest they ride a different route. I realize it’s cumbersome for the police and traffic control so maybe not feasible.
Alternatively, maybe they roll after rex and before the truck parade.
Otherwise, limit their float count, penalize them for poorly maintained floats, make them arrange backup tractors to remove broken down floats, monetary penalties for delays.

Anyone got other suggestions?
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:30 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:06 pm to
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Anyone got other suggestions?


This thread will be whacked in 3,2,1…..
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:06 pm to
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New Orleans


quote:

Zulu


Good luck lol
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:06 pm to
It's their (Zulu's) form of payback
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:07 pm to
Zulu can do what they want because
wait
nevermind
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:07 pm to
40 bans
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:08 pm to
Zulu had always been a very slow parade. It takes 4+ hours to watch but the throw better stuff than Rex.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:10 pm to
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but the throw better stuff than Rex.


lol wut?? Zulu doesn’t throw shite to white people

When was the last time you’ve been to a Zulu or Rex parade?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:11 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:12 pm
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:12 pm to
Zulu does this on purpose to stick it to the man.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:12 pm to
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lol wut?? Zulu doesn’t throw shite to white people


It's like you go out of your way to be ignorant as frick om everything. Mya nd my kids got two 13 gallon bags full of stuff from Zulu, including 15 coconuts, and we left with 10 floats left to go get set up for Rex.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:14 pm to
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Zulu does this on purpose to stick it to the man.


Bingo

Rex couldn’t even toast his queen this year bc Zulu stalled the parade like they do every year.

The queen had to go start getting ready for the court, this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:14 pm to
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It seems like every year, Zulu holds up the entire procession


It's not exactly easy to get two parades that start at different times on different routes to match up at one intersection perfectly.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:18 pm to
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It's not exactly easy to get two parades that start at different times on different routes to match up at one intersection perfectly.


Zulu starts 2.5 hours before REX 2.5 miles ahead of REX

It’s not that fricking difficult

The problem is Zulu is supposed to begin at 8:00-8:30 and they don’t even get to St Charles until 10-11
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm to
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lol wut?? Zulu doesn’t throw shite to white people

why do i have coconuts then?
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8158 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm to
I believe that Rex is helping to financially support ZULU in some form, I don't think they mind. Rex is tied in with ZULU these days.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
15715 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm to
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It's not exactly easy to get two parades that start at different times on different routes to match up at one intersection perfectly.


There are 3 parades a night in succession and no issues with being on time.

Zulu starts way ahead of rex and still can’t get through its route timely
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:19 pm to
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The problem is Zulu is supposed to begin at 8:00-8:30 and they don’t even get to St Charles until 10am




Again, you are ignorant as frick Zulu was on St Charles before 8:30 this year
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:20 pm to
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There are 3 parades a night in succession and no issues with being on time.


That all run the same route, not close to the same thing.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 2:22 pm to
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why do i have coconuts then?


Bro, my wife has about 30 coconuts on display in our house. I’m not saying white peoples don’t get lucky, but we quit going to Zulu once our kids got older bc some Zulu riders purposely snubbed white people.

It’s a pretty common well know thing
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