NASA sends dick pics to outer space

Space is fake and so is this news.

Wake up, Sheeple.

Most people, the aliens won't want to see them naked.

It's never the hot aliens

NASA is using my dick pic for this after they saw my

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Sounds like a good defensive plan against an alien invasion. Didn’t read article, but saw it was from the Houston Chronicle, so I assumed they sent pics of a fat Mexican broad to deter the invasion

The aliens have already cruised by this dump, shaken their heads in disgust and stepped on the nuclear accelerator to keep on trucking.

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The plaque depicted was also accompanied into interplanetary space by recordings of Earth sounds of mammals, birds, ocean shore, and music (including Chuck Berry). According to SNL and Dan Akroyd the first alien message thereafter received by that giant dish in Puerto Rico was…”Send more Chuck Berry”.

Aliens have already been here and saw all those peanut dick Greek and Roman statues so they already know ain't nothing here to worry about.

NASA was founded by NAZIs and Thelemite occultists.